Obama Library could be built on abandoned Chicago industrial site

http://twitter.com/#!/NewsSue/status/485487973631139840

Developers in Chicago are working up proposals for Barack Obama’s Presidential Library. McCaffery Interests is developing a large site adjacent to Lake Michigan once occupied by mills owned by U.S. Steel.

http://twitter.com/#!/Suntimes/status/485860799273906176

Granted, the site was abandoned by U.S. Steel long before 2008, but symbolically, building a shrine to Obama atop a site that once employed tens of thousands of hard working Americans seems very fitting.

 

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/06/obama-library-could-be-built-on-abandoned-chicago-industrial-site/

New Philips-Norelco Groin Groomer Video Is Painful

I’m assuming this is a commercial for one of the Philips Norelco BodyGroom shavers, though it is not ID’s in the ad. But the video is via the official Philips Norelco YouTube page, so I’m assuming that, despite the fact that the ad is awful, that it is a real ad.

(*hand in air*) What does: “all swift and no drift” mean?

Anybody?

I do like the ultra-cheesy ironic song. But if you’re going to do the hackneyed over-confident man your man wants to be concept, PUSH it! Make it funny! Spend longer than an hour writing copy! JESUS, you’re a bunch of fucking amateurs, 21st century Creative People Types.

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Russell Brand Is Mad That Tom Cruise Never Tried To Recruit Him For Scientology

2. So let’s just imagine what went down as they filmed Rock Of Ages together…

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Nick And Jess Have Been Made For Each Other Since The ’30s

You know that the New Girl pair are soulmates, but do you know how you know?

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Nick and Jess on New Girl. Patrick McElhenney / FOX

BRIDE, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. BRUTE, n. See HUSBAND.

— Ambrose Bierce (1842–1914/15)

There’s a breakup scene in Fox’s New Girl that neatly showed us Nick and Jess are destined to be together. The lovebirds, played by Jake Johnson and Zooey Deschanel, are having a fight over the assemblage of a child’s toy, which turns into a fight about their future, which then turns into a breakup. “If I was always honest with you, then we would never stop fighting,” Jess yells at one point. At the end of the March 25 episode, “Mars Landing,” after they inadvertently set fire to their apartment, they return to their room.

“I love you,” Nick says.

“I love you too,” Jess says.

“More than I’ve ever loved anybody,” Nick says.

“But what if that’s the only thing we have in common?” Jess says, with tears in her eyes, and then it’s over.

But to anyone who watches scripted television, it doesn’t seem over. In fact, it’s pretty certain Nick and Jess will get back together. You can trace your certainty — that these two people with nothing in common are destined to be together — back 70 years to the screwball romantic comedies of the 1930s.

In The Runaway Bride, professor Elizabeth Kendall claims the dawn of what she terms the Depression romantic comedy was in 1934’s It Happened One Night, and her description of that movie sounds quite similar to our contemporaries squabbling Tuesdays on Fox: It Happened One Night, she says, is a genre-definer that uses the charming but ditzy heroine to symbolize Americans’ good impulses and “the heroine’s romance with a charming but psychologically underdeveloped young man to dramatize a rapprochement between the good and the more negligent impulses.”

The heroine’s relationship with a relative man-child is what sets this apart as a fresh idea in storytelling — that and what film scholars Richard Griffith and Arthur Mayer describe as the depiction of a man and a woman having “private fun … in a private world of their own making,” a world that treats every day as a crazy adventure. This development took romantic comedy in a newer and screwier direction. In Pride and Prejudice (1812), to take an earlier rom-com example, the “happily ever after,” with all misunderstandings resolved, will be decidedly more tranquil than the confounding courtship. In the 1930s, this is tweaked, with marriage resolving nothing and instead ensuring a lifetime of crazy.

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Cary Grant and Irene Dunne, bellicose in The Awful Truth. Courtesy Everett Collection

As film critic Raymond Durgnat says, film comedies concerned themselves with the upper middle class in the 1930s, which philosopher Stanley Cavell says is necessary for this type of “remarriage” (or “breaking-up-getting-back-together”) rom-com. The characters in these movies, Cavell says, must have “unmistakable wealth; the people in them have the leisure to talk about human happiness, hence the time to deprive themselves of it unnecessarily.” As audiences have become habituated to the screwball love affair, this necessity has dissolved somewhat (see: the screwball affairs of teacher’s-salary Jess and ever-broke Nick). World War II marked a turning point in the movies: Hollywood lost a significant amount of talent to military concerns, while the wacky antics of the ritzy and ditzy started to seem unpatriotic; movies shifted their gaze to decent, ordinary folk, and, to a certain extent, didn’t look back.

The emergence of the self-assured, klutzy heroine and her somewhat undeserving man in the 1930s can be credited to several developments: the arrival of the middle class in movie theaters in the ’20s and early ’30s (which shifted the focus of films to the upper classes and away from working-class films); the consolidation of the Hollywood studio system (which also shifted the focus of films to the upper classes and away from working-class films); and the Great Depression (which, in the midst of widespread doubt and anxiety, shifted the focus away from fundamentally decent male characters and to fundamentally decent female characters). Kendall argues that this Depression focus on heroines and “feminine” values (i.e., emotions) was meant to restore trust in emotional bonds while other all other bonds seem flimsy; literature professor Franco Moretti put it elegantly, describing the role of love in novels where “love is the one source of permanence in a world where everything else is scattered by fortune to the four winds, and acts therefore as a figure for the social bond in general.”

An influential factor in the promotion of permanent love was censorship; the Hays Production Code, as enforced by Joseph Breen starting in 1934, was rather strict about what kind of relationships could be shown in theaters (just trying to protect the moral fiber of the country). Breen, a Catholic, was appointed head of the Production Code Administration shortly after Catholic bishops threatened to start a movie boycott of the increasingly sexy movies attempting to perk up the Depression box office. The code, which was instituted but not obeyed for several years before it went into full force in 1934, states under Section II (SEX) that the “sanctity of the institution of marriage and the home shall be upheld” on screen. Later in the code, it states, “Even within the limits of pure love, certain facts have been universally regarded by lawmakers as outside the limits of safe presentation” (emphasis original). “Impure love,” on the other hand, “must not be the subject of comedy or farce, or treated as material for laughter.”

Despite the code’s relative vagueness (“pure love,” LOL whut), the implications are clear: Unserious treatment is only appropriate for SERIOUS LOVE, and SERIOUS LOVE has to end in marriage (looking at you, Nick and Jess). No jokes were to be made about unserious, or socially unsanctioned, love. (The code also mentions that miscegenation is to be treated “within the careful limits of good taste.”)

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Solidly in the center of the censored, SERIOUS-silly remarriage comedy genre is The Awful Truth, a 1937 movie in which a couple files for divorce in the beginning and nullifies the divorce by the end: The film is apparently a matrimonial ’30s blueprint for the love affair in New Girl. As Irene Dunne’s Lucy talks about the man she’s dating post-divorce, she asks her aunt, “Is there anything wrong in liking a man who’s sane and considerate?” Answering honestly, her aunt would have to say “the story structure,” because later in the film, Lucy tells her aunt she can’t marry a new man on account of her “insane and inconsiderate” almost-ex-husband Jerry, played by Cary Grant. Lucy’s resigned: “I’m still in love with that crazy lunatic, and there’s nothing I can do about it.”

Lucy doesn’t have to worry, of course, because in screwball, a breakup is just a vehicle for discovering that you are truly in love with your ex (how else would you know?!). In The Philadelphia Story (1940), where Katharine Hepburn plays her trademarked zany heiress, Tracy, the character only discovers that her ex-husband is her one true love two years after their breakup, while she is wearing the wedding dress in which she planned to marry another man. Love only reveals itself in contrast, the brightness of a lost love only visible through the dullness of another lover.

Before the breakup, New Girl’s Nick says, “You can create a plan for your life, and then crazy things get thrown at ya. And that, by the way, is the closest thing that I have to a plan.” Strangely, this rings somewhat true, but the audience knows that his relationship with Jess is the one thing that won’t waver.

The irrelevance of compatibility comes to the fore in Bringing Up Baby, a 1938 movie that pairs two fundamentally incompatible people. “Now it isn’t that I don’t like you, Susan, because after all, in moments of quiet, I’m strangely drawn towards you, but, well, there haven’t been any quiet moments,” Cary Grant’s David tells his wacky new acquaintance Susan, played by Katharine Hepburn. He continues: “I hope that I never set eyes on you again.” The next day, he is in her car and they’re driving a leopard to the countryside. Later, Susan — after she’s derailed David’s wedding and confessed her love for him and lost and found a dinosaur bone that’s integral to his work — is despondent. “I’ve made a mess of everything, haven’t I?” she asks. He says that she shouldn’t feel sorry. “You see, well, I just discovered that was the best day I ever had in my whole life.”

“I love you,” says Nick.

“I love you too,” says Jess.

“More than I’ve ever loved anybody,” says Nick.

“But what if that’s the only thing we have in common?”

It really doesn’t matter if that’s the only thing they have in common. Thanks, screwball.

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Nick and Jess kiss for the first time, with her then-boyfriend in the other room. FOX / Via newgirl.wikia.com

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33 Photos Of Awkward Debauchery At A “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Soirée

1. Welcome to the “Fifty Shades of Grey” Soirée atop Seattle’s Columbia Tower (It’s like we’re in Mr. Grey’s office, right?)

2. But before you enter the party you (the submissive) will have to sign this contract. Mr. Grey’s rules! Sorry, Babes!

3. Are you ready? The safe word is “Yellow”, but use the safe word “Red” if things get too intense.

4. Also make sure you DO NOT check your inner goddess at the door.

(Please ignore the Christmas decorations, which were not allowed to be taken down.)

5. Avoid serving gray food, if you can.

It never looks appetizing.

6. Sexy corset cookies spice up any buffet table.

7. As do artistic mini-cupcakes wearing small grey ties.

8. When you go, you might want to wear a mask. We suggest this weird “Eyes Wide Shut” bird number.

9. KEEP CALM because…

10. Guys wearing shirts embroidered with dragons will try to talk to you while you’re in your underwear.

Why you’d be wearing your underwear is unclear. But “Fifty Shades”-themed parties shouldn’t make too much sense, right?

11. AND there might be celebrity doppelgangers around. REMAIN CALM!

12. Allison Bree? Is that you?

13. Kat Von D!?

14. OMG JAMIE LEE CURTIS!

15. Make sure you don’t get too *tied up* gawking at the décor.

16. Because you won’t want to miss the back jewelry.

17. And sexy ladies in lingerie!

Why are they there? Why not!

20. The most important thing is that you HAVE A GOOD TIME!

21. And wear gray, obviously.

22. Submit to the theme!

23. Bring a group of girlfriends.

24. Or a date!

25. Just try to help the men there avoid feeling too awkward.

26. Don’t be like this guy!

27. Be like THIS GUY!

28. Definitely take lots of pictures.

29. But watch out for leather whip photo bombs.

30. At this party, pino grigio is your friend.

31. Just don’t get so drunk that you trip on the contortionist.

32. Or allow these people to start erotically beating you with whips.

33. At this point in the night is probably when you want to say…

LATERS BABY!!!!

Photographs by Chona Kasinger for BuzzFeed

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/buzzfeedshift/33-photos-of-awkward-debauchery-at-a-fifty-shades

NYT buries story on IRS bullying conservatives; Endorsed witch hunt in 2012

http://twitter.com/#!/ByronYork/status/333207446879342592

The IRS apologized Friday for singling out conservative groups with “tea party” or “patriot” in their names for audits of their applications for tax-exempt status. Translation: We’re sorry we got caught.

Want to read about that in the New York Times before lining your bird cage? Try page A11.

The IRS targeting a particular political viewpoint for scrutiny is front page news, period. Shame on the NY Times for burying it on A11

— Joseph Kaufman (@jhk49) May 11, 2013

If you look really hard, you can find a below-the-fold teaser on the front page.

All the news that’s fit to tuck away: twitter.com/RightKlik/stat… @nytimes @rsmccain @leginsurrection #tcot #IRS #Benghazi

— RightKlik (@RightKlik) May 11, 2013

It’s also buried on the New York Times website.

Hey, what’s missing from the top half of the New York Times homepage? Why, the IRS-targets-conservatives scandal!

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) May 11, 2013

Reminder: The Fishwrap of Record squeed with delight last year and patted the IRS on the back for a job well done.

Last year, the NY Times editorial board ENDORSED the IRS political attack on conservatives and tea party groups!… fb.me/PWXsKjYp

— Mark R. Levin (@marklevinshow) May 10, 2013

In light of the IRS apology, this NYT editorial from last year is… chilling.nyti.ms/y0uYcX

— Charles Sykes (@SykesCharlie) May 11, 2013

NYT more shameless than IRS. “@sykescharlie: In light of IRS apology, NYT editorial from last year is… chilling.nyti.ms/y0uYcX

— Phil Kerpen (@kerpen) May 11, 2013

That time the petty tyrants at @nytimes editorial board praised IRS for targeting #teaparty groups: nytimes.com/2012/03/08/opi… (h/t @jstrevino)

— George Scoville (@stackiii) May 10, 2013

Not 1 liberal/conservative/libertarian should feel good bout this @ggreenwald IRS apologizes targeting Tea Party NYT Editors praised last yr

— SalenaZito (@SalenaZitoTrib) May 10, 2013

Exit question:

@thecaucus @joenbc will the @nytimes and @sulliview ignore that they endorsed this practice last year? nytimes.com/2012/03/08/opi…

— Michael Palmer (@M_Palmer1987) May 10, 2013

Will the editorial be retracted? We won’t hold our breath.

Related:

Math is hard: Awful IRS spokeswoman admits she’s also ‘not good at math’

IRS: Our Tea Party witch hunt wasn’t ‘motivated by political bias’; No comment on disciplinary action

AP: IRS is totally sorry for targeting groups with names that include ‘tea party’ or ‘patriot’

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/05/11/nyt-buries-story-on-irs-bullying-conservatives-flashback-editorial-board-applauded-witch-hunt-in-2012/