‘New line’: Obama slightly revises ‘if you like your plan you can keep it’

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President Obama’s “if you like your plan, you can keep it” promise recently received four Pinocchios from the Washington Post’s fact checker, but the president is moving forward undaunted. Today, during a speech on the health care law in Massachusetts, Obama doubled down on “if you like your plan you can keep it”—with some fresh caveats.

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Ah, we see what he did there.

However, Obama’s new phrasing is that he told the truth about “if you like your existing plan you can keep it” in 2010, but that insurance companies moved the goal posts, and besides, you didn’t like your old plan anyway:

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After glossing over why “if you like you plan you can keep it” wasn’t a lie even though people are losing their existing plans in droves, Obama went on to say that if you lose your plan, that’s a good thing because you can go get better coverage cheaper:

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Strange. It wasn’t phrased this way before the ACA became law.

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Until today, but of course Obama promised your “new” plan will be cheaper, which is of course another lie:

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Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/30/new-line-obama-slightly-revises-if-you-like-your-plan-you-can-keep-it/

First Images of Our Solar System’s Tail Revealed

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Astronomers have gotten the first-ever peek at our solar system’s tail, called the heliotail, finding that it’s shaped like a four-leaf clover, NASA scientists announced Wednesday.

The discovery was made using NASA’s Interstellar Boundary Explorer (IBEX), a coffee-table-sized spacecraft that is studying the edge of the solar system.

“Many models have suggested the heliotail might look like this or like that, but we have had no observations,” David McComas, IBEX principal investigator at Southwest Research Institute in San Antonio, Tex., said in a statement. “We always drew pictures where the tail of the solar system just trailed off the page, since we couldn’t even speculate about what it really looked like.”

The heliotail is “a much larger structure with a much more interesting configuration” than scientists had previously predicted, McComas added during a news conference announcing the finding.

The heliotail is inflated by the solar wind of particles streaming off the sun, and the four-leaf clover shape is the result of fast solar wind shooting out near the sun’s poles and slower wind flowing from near the sun’s equator, researchers say. The finding is based on the first three years of IBEX’s measurements of energetic neutral atoms.

In the interstellar boundary region, charged particles from the sun stream outward far beyond the planets toward the gas- and dust-filled space between stars. Collisions between these particles and interstellar material create fast-moving particles with no charge, known as energetic neutral atoms, or ENAs. Some of these particles speed inward toward the sun, where IBEX can detect them from its perch 200,000 miles (322,000 kilometers) above Earth.

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“Scientists have always presumed that the heliosphere had a tail,” Eric Christian, IBEX mission scientist at Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Md., said during a Google+ Hangout announcing the finds.  “But this is actually the first real data that we have to give us the shape of the tail.”

Though IBEX data has given scientists an idea of the shape and structure of the heliotail, they say they have not been able to measure its length particularly well. They think it is probably evaporating over something like the 1000 times the distance between the Earth and the sun, McComas said.

The $169 million IBEX spacecraft, launched in 2008, was built for an initial two-year mission, which has since been extended.  Early on in its mission, IBEX detected ENAs flowing toward the sun in an unexpected pattern: They were significantly enhanced in a mysterious ribbon on the edge of the solar system that scientists now think is a reflection of the solar wind, shot back toward the sun by a strong galactic magnetic field.

IBEX has made several other important discoveries throughout its mission. In 2010, the spacecraft turned its gaze back toward Earth and got the first-ever peek at the solar wind crashing into the planet’s magnetosphere. Last year, NASA announced that the spacecraft made its first detection of matter from outside the solar system, finding alien particles of hydrogen, oxygen and neon in the interstellar wind.

The new findings are detailed in the Astrophysical Journal.

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Read more: http://mashable.com/2013/07/10/images-solar-system-tail/

67 Things You’ll Want To Remember From The “Orange Is The New Black” Season 1 Finale

Like, the return of the screwdriver. Season 2 goes up on Netflix on Friday.

1. It’s Christmastime at Litchfield! Sophia and Sister Ingalls are planning the Christmas pageant. They’re holding auditions.

It's Christmastime at Litchfield! Sophia and Sister Ingalls are planning the Christmas pageant. They're holding auditions.

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Laverne Cox and Beth Fowler.

2. With mixed results.

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“He’s not an eggplant — he’s retarded!” — Nicky (Natasha Lyonne)

3. We are reminded that Pennsatucky (Taryn Manning) is insane.

We are reminded that Pennsatucky (Taryn Manning) is insane.

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As the glorious first season of Orange Is the New Black comes to an end, the story’s tension is coming from two main sources. There’s the Piper/Alex/Larry triangle (Piper and Larry have impulsively and desperately decided to get married as soon as possible), and there is the sinister, growing threat of Pennsatucky’s hatred of Piper (Taylor Schilling). So far, Piper has avoided the more violent pitfalls of prison — but it seems that her luck will soon end. This episode was co-written by Jenji Kohan, the show’s creator, and Tara Herrmann.

4. Piper, who called out Healy (Michael J. Harney) for being disgusting, now has to ask him for a favor — a marriage request form.

Piper, who called out Healy (Michael J. Harney) for being disgusting, now has to ask him for a favor — a marriage request form.

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He reminds her that not only does she need the form from him, but his permission, which he won’t give her. Orange Is the New Black is interesting about pretty much everything, but its portrayal of marriage and the idea of marriage is particularly fascinating. Piper is lying to herself, as we know, that marrying Larry (Jason Biggs) will mean something — and he chooses to believe her (for now). In Healy’s case, as we also know, he is married to a mail-order bride who despises him. “Marriage is a privilege,” he tells Piper here. “And to use one of your own delightful phrases, go fuck yourself.” (Also, I hadn’t noticed that he’s carrying Funyuns in this scene, and that is amazing.)

5. Red (Kate Mulgrew) has been kicked out of the kitchen for smuggling things into the prison, but is ignoring that fact.

Red (Kate Mulgrew) has been kicked out of the kitchen for smuggling things into the prison, but is ignoring that fact.

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6. Caputo (Nick Sandow) makes Gloria (Selenis Leyva) the head cook. She asks if she can bring in her own people.

Caputo (Nick Sandow) makes Gloria (Selenis Leyva) the head cook. She asks if she can bring in her own people.

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It’s a significant power shift that will carry in to Season 2.

7. Bennett goes to Figueroa to tell her about finding the drugs that were coming in to prison.

Bennett goes to Figueroa to tell her about finding the drugs that were coming in to prison.

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She doesn’t want to know about it. She tells him not to fill out a report, and gives him a raise/bribe.

8. Larry tells his parents that he and Piper have decided to get married right away. Here is how they react.

Larry tells his parents that he and Piper have decided to get married right away. Here is how they react.

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Kathryn Kates and Todd Susman.

9. Larry’s father asks him hard questions about why they’re rushing, and why he’s with Piper in the first place. “I get it — she’s a natural blonde, she’s exotic for you!”

Larry's father asks him hard questions about why they're rushing, and why he's with Piper in the first place. "I get it — she's a natural blonde, she's exotic for you!"

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They are, of course, completely correct.

10. Alex (Laura Prepon) asks Piper, jokingly but knowingly, why she’s been avoiding her.

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“I pick him; I pick Larry,” Piper tells her. Alex is, naturally, upset. Piper tries to act like it will be OK. “I love you, too,” she says. “But we both know I don’t have the balls to free-fall through life with you.” She also tells Alex that she should be proud of her for making a decision. I know there are people who are fans of this show who hate Piper. But she is so well-drawn by Kohan, and the rest of the writers — she’s incredibly consistent.

11. Consistent or not, Alex is truly hurt. “You may never come to me again. Ever.”

Consistent or not, Alex is truly hurt. "You may never come to me again. Ever."

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12. Pornstache, who has been suspended because Daya says he raped her (he did not), tells Bennett that he can’t stop thinking about her.

Pornstache, who has been suspended because Daya says he raped her (he did not), tells Bennett that he can't stop thinking about her.

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“I see myself buying sheets with her.” (Pablo Schreiber, left, with Matt McGorry.)

13. Pennsatucky: still insane.

Pennsatucky: still insane.

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“Don’t be talking about tampons while I’m sitting here plottin’ my revenge.”

14. Nicky plans a Secret Santa; Big Boo and Morello admit that Gloria’s food is better than Red’s.

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15. Figueroa (Alysia Reiner) calls Piper to her office to discuss the critical things Larry said about Litchfield on the radio.

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Piper sees an opportunity to get Healy in trouble for calling Larry about her and Alex — and she gets the marriage request form and approval too.

16. Gloria has installed her crew in the kitchen.

Gloria has installed her crew in the kitchen.

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17. Norma and Gina have been relegated to lesser jobs. They pick from Nicky’s Secret Santa bag, and discuss Red’s depression. Gina begs Nicky to go talk to Red.

Norma and Gina have been relegated to lesser jobs. They pick from Nicky's Secret Santa bag, and discuss Red's depression. Gina begs Nicky to go talk to Red.

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Abigail Savage (left) with Annie Golden

18. The guards read incoming mail and gossip. Larry has written to Alex asking that she put him on her visitors’ list.

The guards read incoming mail and gossip. Larry has written to Alex asking that she put him on her visitors' list.

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19. Nicky goes to talk to Red, who asks how breakfast was. “I heard someone found a long black hair in her eggs, but it went unconfirmed.” Red is furious (and racist).

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20. Taystee (Danielle Brooks) points out to Piper that there’s a dead rat on her chest of drawers. With a note: “YOUR GONNA DIE AMALEKITE.”

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21. Here is the note.

Here is the note.

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22. Piper and Taystee ask Black Cindy what an Amalekite is. Piper tells them she’s going to tell on Pennsatucky.

Piper and Taystee ask Black Cindy what an Amalekite is. Piper tells them she's going to tell on Pennsatucky.

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Taystee and Black Cindy tell Piper she has to handle it herself, and not go to the guards. “Kill that motherfucker!” – Black Cindy (Adrienne C. Moore)

23. Red tries to get Gina and Norma to subvert Gloria in the kitchen: “You need to fuck with that kitchen.”

Red tries to get Gina and Norma to subvert Gloria in the kitchen: "You need to fuck with that kitchen."

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24. Gloria to Gina and Norma: “If you fuck with this kitchen, I’ll have you out of here so fast you’ll think your ass grew wheels.” That’s the end of that.

Gloria to Gina and Norma: "If you fuck with this kitchen, I'll have you out of here so fast you'll think your ass grew wheels." That's the end of that.

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25. Piper tries to imagine scenarios in which Pennsatucky doesn’t actually mean she’s going to kill her. She thinks maybe she just wants to talk to her.

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Black Cindy tells Piper she needs to kick Pennsatucky in the “cooch.” In many ways, Black Cindy is both the star and the fulcrum of this episode!

26. Bennett tells Daya (Dascha Polanco) how upset he is that Pornstache is in love with her. They fight.

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“It was a bad plan — and you had sex with him,” he tells her.

27. Nicky and Alex discuss Alex’s broken heart.

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28. Sophia shows Sister Ingalls a card her son sent her, pointing out that her wife didn’t sign it for him this time. “That’s something, right? That’s something.”

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Season premieres and finales for shows with large ensemble casts generally cram as many characters in as possible. This episode (“Can’t Fix Crazy”) is doing that, but expertly. Some of these scenes are short, but each one also manages to be meaningful.

29. Larry visits Alex. “You’re tall,” he tells her.

Larry visits Alex. "You're tall," he tells her.

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30. He angrily tells her to stay away from Piper, which Alex says will not be a problem. He’s confused.

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“She came to me,” Alex tells him. “Dragged me into that chapel. And fucked me.” He does not like hearing this. “But I’m done. I can’t survive another spin on her merry-go-‘round.” And then: “She is fucked up. I know it, and you do too. Or else you wouldn’t be here warning me to stay away. I’m not your problem.” Was there any doubt of who would get the best of that interaction? And can we say together thank god Laura Prepon will be back fulltime on this show for Season 3? The Orange Is the New Black cast is so strong — but the show needs Prepon and Alex.

31. Pennsatucky and her gang trap Piper in the shower — and she’s terrified.

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Pennsatucky shivs — I think it’s called a shiv! – her own hand like a psycho. A guard comes and kicks them out. Piper is shaking and terrified.

32. Taystee gives Piper a peptalk. “Stop being a bitch-ass bitch.”

Taystee gives Piper a peptalk. "Stop being a bitch-ass bitch."

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33. Red sneaks into the kitchen in the night, committing various acts of subterfuge. She pours oil into the oven.

Red sneaks into the kitchen in the night, committing various acts of subterfuge. She pours oil into the oven.

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34. The next morning, when Gina opens the door to the oven, it explodes.

The next morning, when Gina opens the door to the oven, it explodes.

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She’s hurt.

35. Caputo yells at Gloria for the oven accident. She knows what happened.

Caputo yells at Gloria for the oven accident. She knows what happened.

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36. As a result of the scare in the kitchen, Bennett and Daya make up.

As a result of the scare in the kitchen, Bennett and Daya make up.

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37. Bennett tells Caputo that Fig talked him out of reporting the drugs. “She is cutting off your balls to protect her own,” Caputo tells Bennett.

Bennett tells Caputo that Fig talked him out of reporting the drugs. "She is cutting off your balls to protect her own," Caputo tells Bennett.

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Caputo says to give him the report instead of Bennett filing it himself.

38. Big Boo gives Piper her Christmas present early.

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It’s a screwdriver.

39. Red is tearfully regretful about what happened to Gina.

Red is tearfully regretful about what happened to Gina.

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Norma is no longer speaking to Red. (Heh.)

40. Alex and Nicky continue to commiserate.

Alex and Nicky continue to commiserate.

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41. Nicky tells Alex she knows what she wants for Christmas. “Yeah?” Alex asks, bored.

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42. What Nicky wants is Alex!

What Nicky wants is Alex!

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43. Secret Santa indeed.

Secret Santa indeed.

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44. Red can’t get served in the cafeteria — everyone ignores her, even Norma.

Red can't get served in the cafeteria — everyone ignores her, even Norma.

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45. Piper calls Larry to tell him the good news that she got the marriage form, and the bad news that someone is trying to kill her. He greets both with weariness.

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He tells her he met Alex. “Whatever she said is a lie, Larry,” Piper says. Which is, actually, a lie.

46. Combining an exact mixture of what his parents said to him about Piper and what Alex said to him about Piper, Larry finally breaks up with her.

Combining an exact mixture of what his parents said to him about Piper and what Alex said to him about Piper, Larry finally breaks up with her.

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“I can’t be on your ride anymore.” (Fellow viewers, is describing someone in real life as “an even worse Larry” now a thing? I found myself doing that the other day.)

47. Piper is shocked — and alone.

Piper is shocked — and alone.

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48. So alone that she seeks out Alex immediately.

So alone that she seeks out Alex immediately.

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49. Post-coitally (post-digitally?) emboldened, Alex says, “No fucking way.”

Post-coitally (post-digitally?) emboldened, Alex says, "No fucking way."

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50. She tells Piper to get out.

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Piper: As alone as it gets!

51. It’s the pageant. Fig tells Healy never to call an inmate’s family again for one of his lesbian witchhunts.

It's the pageant. Fig tells Healy never to call an inmate's family again for one of his lesbian witchhunts.

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She attaches various threats to this scolding.

52. Caputo gives Susan the guard flowers. She introduces him to her boyfriend.

Caputo gives Susan the guard flowers. She introduces him to her boyfriend.

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(He did not know she had a boyfriend.)

53. The pageant begins.

The pageant begins.

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Considering what’s coming, it’s nice to hear the singing talents of the Orange Is the New Black cast.

54. Poussey (Samira Wiley) sings “Amazing Grace!”

Poussey (Samira Wiley) sings "Amazing Grace!"

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With Taystee and Black Cindy doing back up. It’s lovely.

55. Pennsatucky is an angel in a crazy nativity scene.

Pennsatucky is an angel in a crazy nativity scene.

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