21 Reasons To Never Have Kids

1. They’re rude.

2. They fart.

3. They think the floor is their dinner plate.

5. They want stupid things.

6. They make you go to Chuck E. Cheese’s.

7. They’re poop factories.

8. Half of them are allergic to peanuts…

…and this has no place in your pantry.

9. They use inappropriate canvasses.

10. They only have XBox.

11. You can’t order a prostitute without worrying one of them will show up.

12. They go and get kidnapped.

13. They smell.

14. They’re bad for the soul.

15. They block the sidewalk.

16. They can’t hold wine without spilling it.

17. They make you do crazy things.

18. They need their own shampoo.

19. They cry over everything.

20. They’re terrible gift givers.

21. They make you love this.

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/keenan/21-reasons-to-never-have-kids

30 Photos That Prove Makeup Doesn’t Have To Be “Natural” To Be Beautiful

Women are often told the key to wearing makeup is to look like you aren’t wearing any. But these Instagrammers — who are undoubtedly naturally beautiful — show that there’s nothing wrong with unnatural makeup and hair.


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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelwmiller/photos-that-prove-natural-beauty-is-overrated?b=1&loreal_feed=1&loreal_username=beauty

27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually Your Significant Other

1. You get antsy when they’re out of town.

2. And when they get home, it’s clear they felt the same way.

3. You have no reservations when it comes to changing in front of each other.

4. Your texts are 30% “when will you be home?” and 70% pet names.

5. You have dates where you stay in and watch movies and play board games with other couples*.


6. You spend just as much time in their bed as in your own.

7. You would rather stay home and drink and snack together than go out.

8. But when you ultimately decide to go out, you always arrive as a package deal…

9. …and leave as a package deal.

10. You can take over any dance floor with the sweet moves you’ve been practicing in your living room.

11. Your social groups are intertwined.

12. You have a pet together, or have strongly considered getting one.

13. You tell each other all your wants and needs.

14. You cook for each other.

15. And always know exactly what to order for the other when you order in.

16. You bicker like an old couple about household duties, because you were totally the last one to take out the trash.

17. You always know where the other is.

18. You take turns taking the blame for being late to things.

19. You always ask their opinion on clothes, even when you know it probably gets on their nerves.

20. You go to nice dinners with each other’s parents when they’re in town.

21. You always make sure you’re home in time to watch your shows together.

22. And you feel guilty if you watch an episode without them…

23. …and hurt if they watch an episode without you.

24. Same goes for pizza, of course.

25. You don’t know where your stuff ends and their stuff begins.

(And like it that way.)

26. And you hate the thought that someday one of you might move in with a “real” significant other.

27. But let’s be honest. They’ll never have what you have.

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/signs-your-roommate-is-actually-your-significant-other

4 Lessons I Wish Every Mom Taught Every Daughter

One of the biggest parts of growing up into a woman is having to unlearn all of the messed-up stuff that society has already taught you from the time you were a little girl. Well, these ladies have learned their lessons and are ready to pass them on.

Read more: http://upworthy.com/4-lessons-i-wish-every-mom-taught-every-daughter

A Totally Thrilled Lion Cub Tops The Lunchtime Links

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/rsultan/a-lion-cub-whos-tickled-pink-tops-the-lunchtime-l

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