1. No, I don’t want to go for a walk.
2. Yes, I know it’s nice outside.
3. But this is also nice.
4. And you know what ISN’T nice?
8. Wouldn’t you rather just take a nap?
9. Does being a dog REALLY mean I have to go along on your stupid adventures?
10. Wouldn’t you like to just stay home with a frosty beverage?
12. What is this sofa for anyway?!
13. It’s definitely not for this “walking” shit.
17. It’s okay if the couch is taken.
20. Being a dog shouldn’t have to be all this work.
21. Isn’t looking at my face enough for you?
Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/summeranne/21-dogs-whod-really-rather-not