1. Hey Waldo, Mrs. Bromance found your hat.
5. I am so sorry to hear of his plight.
6. Pillowcase, hospital gown. It’s all the same to me.
7. I’m glad you confirmed this.
8. Thanks for being so…descriptive.
10. A groundbreaking study.
11. HOW COULD YOU FORGET THAT?
13. A dangerous weapon indeed.
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