10 thoughts on “Called in sick, gf said don't lay on couch and watch south park all day”

  1. yea… dont lay on the couch and rest so you recover faster, he wont be able to get your wallet if you are healthy

  2. “Well if you had a girlfriend, would she be on it?” I looked at her with the a face of “Are you trying to imply something” (2)

  3. Really, a woman can only be a draw to anybody. I just left a downtown concert full of them knowing all they want me for is a free bar tab

  4. I’m taking a sick day too, all I’ve done is nap and watch tv. Tell her to give you foot rubs and blowjobs all day then, if no tv is allowed

  5. I’m taking a sick day too, all I’ve done is nap and watch tv. Tell her to give you foot rubs and blowjobs all day then, if no tv is allowed

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