These Christians Hope To Spread The Word Of God By Having Swinger Sessions

1. Dean and Cristy Parave, from Florida, have been married for seven years and are devout Christians.

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They’re also really into the wife-swapping scene: They’re the owners of the Fitness Swingers website.

2. Cristy, 44, is bisexual. She indulges in extra-marital sex with the consent of Dean, 50.

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She told Barcroft Media: “I don’t think God would be mad at what we are doing. At first I was conflicted but the more we looked at it, the more it makes sense to us. Dean and I are both in agreement with this lifestyle, so we’re not committing adultery.

“God put people on the earth to breed and enjoy each other. I feel God is always with me and he has put us here for a reason.”

3. The couple also enter bodybuilding competitions.

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“I’ve always been adventurous when it comes to sex,” Christy said. “The sex between my first husband and I was miserable. I was undersexed before I met Dean but now we do it twice a day. It’s incredible.”

4. They were introduced to the world of sex-swapping after a chance encounter in Home Depot.

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“A couple approached me in Home Depot out of nowhere and asked if we were swingers,” Christy said. “I was so naive I thought they were talking about swing dancing. I said, ‘I used to love to but my husband doesn’t, I’d love to get him lessons.’ Cristy then invited a friend over, and the two women surprised Dean in the shower.

Dean was an alcoholic and a drug addict before he converted to Christianity. He told Barcroft: “For me every day used to involve a case of beer and a bottle of Jack Daniel’s. After my fifth arrest for driving under the influence I begged God for help. I should have been looking at 10 years, but the judge sentenced me to just 10 months in prison. For me that was a sign.”

After he release, Dean built a 40-foot cross in his back yard and vowed to spread the word of God. “I turned my life around, began bodybuilding, and now I try to live pure,” he said. “God has put me here to spread his word and our lifestyle community is a great place to do it.”

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This Is What Happens If You’re On A Plane And You Joke About Having Ebola

1. According to Fox News, an unidentified passenger on a plane from Philadelphia to Punta Cana, Dominican Republic, yelled out that he had Ebola.

2. According to Dominican reporters, the passenger sneezed and yelled, “I have Ebola!”

3. The plane landed at Punta Cana International Airport, and the passenger was taken to the airport’s medical center.

4. Then, according to video taken by a passenger on the plane, this happened:

6. “I’ve done this for 36 years, and I think that the man who has said this is an idiot, and I’ll say that straight out,” a flight attendant says to passengers in the video.

8. “This is all new territory for all of us. I’m trying to keep you in the loop as best as I can.”

10. The passenger’s name has not been released, but Paola Rainieri, vice president of marketing and communications for Grupo Punta Cana, which owns the airport, released a statement saying the man did not test positive for Ebola.

11. You can watch the whole video here:

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