Katy Perry Sports The Most Intense Grill Ever In Her New Music Video

1. The grill is introduced to us in the most dramatic fashion, for obvious reasons.

2. Once you see it, you literally cannot look away.

3. WHAT IS IT???

4. WHAT IS THIS THING???

5. SO MANY DIAMONDS. SO MUCH ALUMINUM FOIL.

6. CAN’T. STOP. LOOKING.

7. Watch her preview here!

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Jaden Smith Is Always Concerned

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Which appears to have been inspired by this post on Awesomely Luvvie.

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John Mayer: Taylor Swift’s Song About Our Relationship “Humiliated Me”

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In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Mayer spoke about the “abusing” damage Taylor Swift’s song she wrote about their romantic time together did to him because he “didn’t deserve it”. He also goes on to call her songwriting “cheap”. Here are all the important quotes you need to know:

It made me feel terrible, because I didn’t deserve it. I’m pretty good at taking accountability now, and I never did anything to deserve that. It was a really lousy thing for her to do.

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I never got an e-mail. I never got a phone call. I was really caught off-guard, and it really humiliated me at a time when I’d already been dressed down. I mean, how would you feel if, at the lowest you’ve ever been, someone kicked you even lower?”

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I will say as a songwriter that I think it’s kind of cheap songwriting. know she’s the biggest thing in the world, and I’m not trying to sink anybody’s ship, but I think it’s abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, ‘Wait till he gets a load of this!’ That’s bullshit.

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Speaking of the songwriting, here are the full lyrics to Taylor’s angry song (which you can also listen to here):

Long were the nights when my days once revolved around you
Counting my footsteps praying the floor won’t fall through again
And my mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine

You paint me a blue sky and go back and turn it to rain
And I lived in your chess game, but you changed the rules everyday
Wondering which version of you I might get on the phone tonight
Well, I stopped picking up and this song is to let you know why

Dear John, I see it all now that you’re gone
Don’t think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress cried the whole way home
I should’ve known

Well, maybe it’s just me and my blind optimism to blame
Or maybe it’s you and your sick need to give love then take it away
And you’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand
And I’ll look back and regret how I ignored when they said run as fast as you can

Dear John, I see it all now that you’re gone
Don’t you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress cried the whole way home

Dear John, I see it all now it was wrong
Don’t you think nineteen’s too young to be played with?
Your dark twisted games when I loved you so
I should’ve known

You are an expert at sorry and keeping lines blurry
Never impressed by me acing your tests
All the girls that you’ve run dry have tired, lifeless eyes
‘Cause you’ve burn them out

But I took your matches before fire could catch me
So don’t look now
I’m shining like fireworks over
Your sad, empty town

Dear John, I see it all now that you’re gone
Don’t you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress cried the whole way home

Dear John, I see it all now it was wrong
Don’t you think nineteen’s too young to be played with?
The girl in the dress wrote you a song
You should’ve known

You should’ve known
Don’t you think I was too young?
You should’ve known

When asked about the line where Swift says, “Don’t you think I was too young to be messed with?” John responded, “I don’t want to go into that.” Right.

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Darren Criss Plays “Would You Rather?”

1. Would you rather sweat mayo or poop a softball?

“That would hurt because a softball is, like, a big thing. I’d rather sweat mayo to look out for my body. But if it didn’t have any effect on my anatomy, it’s a funny story to have pooped a softball.”

2. Would you rather be sexually attracted to fruit or have Cheetos dust permanently on your fingers?

“Cheetos dust, because I can always eat the Cheetos dust.”

3. Would you rather change gender every time you sneezed or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?

“I think I would go with the gender change. You’d have such an unbelievable point of view — of everything. Like, you are one of the most extraordinary people on the planet.”

4. Would you rather never have to worry about money or live in a world with pokemon?

“Live a world with pokemon. Duh. That was a stupid question, sorry.”

5. Would you rather talk like Jar Jar Binks or look like Jar Jar Binks? And you are not allowed to kill yourself.

“Talk like Jar Jar Binks. Who doesn’t want to sound Jamaican?”

6. Would you rather be able to speak any language fluently or be able to talk to animals?

“Animals, duh, easily.”

7. Would you rather be the best racquetball player in the world or find $65 on the street?

“Think of all the tacos I could buy with $65. But the answer is, I would love to be the best racquetball player in the world.”

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Deena From “Jersey Shore” Admits To Nose Job, Denies Plastic Surgery

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