The Most Fab And Drab Celebrity Outfits Of The Week

2. 5. Katy Perry At The 15th NRJ Music Awards In Cannes, France

With 545 “FAB” votes.

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3. 4. Laura Prepon At The AmfAR The Foundation For AIDS Gala In Hollywood

With 619 “FAB” votes.

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4. 3. Adriana Lima Launches “Victoria Secret Fantasy Bra” In Dubai

With 697 “FAB” votes.

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5. 2. Alessandra Ambrosio At The AmfAR The Foundation For AIDS Gala In Hollywood

With 730 “FAB” votes.

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6. 1. Amy Poehler At The Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Premiere In New York City

With 770 “FAB” votes.

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8. 5. Kelly Osbourne At The AmfAR The Foundation For AIDS Gala In Hollywood

With 507 “DRAB” votes.

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9. 4. Uma Thurman At The 11th Annual Benefit Auction To Preserve Tibetan Culture In NYC

With 628 “DRAB” votes.

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10. 3. Abigail Breslin At The “August: Osage County” Premiere In L.A.

With 645 “DRAB” votes.

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11. 2. Lindsay Lohan At The Z100’s Jingle Ball 2013 In New York City

With 804 “DRAB” votes.

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12. 1. Kristen Wiig At The Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Premiere In New York City

With 851 “DRAB” votes.

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Ryan Gosling’s Divine Bulge Will Bring You Salvation

1. Our hallowed journey begins with Ryan being led into a jail. He is pushed against a wall. Hands behind his gorgeous head, his flawless nose blesses the wall. He spreads them. It is so, so hot.

2. His biceps bulge. Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock. The grenade is about to detonate. A fuckload of sexy is about to explode all over the place.

3. He’s asked to take it off. Take it off, Ryan. DO IT. GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT.

4. He smiles. He knows what he’s about to do will change people. Things will never be the same. People are about to be saved.

5. Jesus. Christ. Almighty. He begins. It’s happening. IT’S REALLY, ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

6. THE BELT IS UNDONE. I REPEAT, THE BELT IS UNDONE.

7. Seemingly out of nowhere, there are cries. It’s angels. They are weeping. The angels are weeping.

8. BLUE UNDERWEAR. BLUE. UNDERWEAR. UNDERWEAR THAT IS BLUE.

9. OHHHH MYYYYY BULGE SILHOUETTE. THE ANGELS ARE WAILING UNCONTROLLABLY.

10. *HAIL HOLY QUEEN*

11. I BELIEVE IN YOU.

12. GOD IS GOOD. SO SO GOOD.

13. AND IN THIS MOMENT YOU TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT HOW DUMB HE LOOKS WITH THAT HORRIBLE DYED BLOND HAIR.

14. THIS MOMENT ECLIPSES THAT TERRIFYING BLOND HAIR.

15. AHHHHHHHHH!!

16. THEY’RE OFF. THEY. ARE. OFF.

17. THE SKIES OPEN UP. IT IS BRIGHT. VERY BRIGHT. BEAM ME UP, JESUS.

18. BEHOLD, HE HATH GLORY.

19. HE ALSO HATH A SUGGESTIVE PENIS CREASE!

20. AND THE ANGELS SANG. GOD SMILED. WORLD PEACE. NO MORE PAIN. *AHHHHHHHH* (GOD SOUND)

21. IT WAS ABS. ONLY ABS. LOTS OF ABS.

22. AND HE LOOKED ON.

24. JUST HOW FLAWLESS HE WAS.

25. EVEN WITH THAT HAIRCUT…

26. …AND THOSE STUPID TATTOOS.

27. I AM BORN AGAIN. I BELIEVE. THE END.

H/t to The Frisky. Oh yeah, this was from a deleted scene from A Place Beyond the Pines. Gos Bless.

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17 Celebrities Before They Were Bald

1. Howie Mandel

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11. Stone Cold Steve Austin

12. John Malkovitch

15. Sean Connery

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