Anne Hathaway And Her Husband Are Time Travelers

1. This is Anne Hathaway and her husband Adam Shulman:

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2. This is William Shakespeare:


4. William Shakespeare had a wife named Anne Hathaway:


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6. Anne and Adam = Shakespeare and Anne. They are almost 500 years old.

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For reasons unknown Anne decided to keep her name.

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Tyler Hoechlin Is The Grumpy Cat

1. By now you should know Tard, the grumpy cat.

If you don’t, please go here.

2. And this is Tyler, From “Teen Wolf”

3. They are separated at birth.

4. Seriously. Same human/cat.

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Linda Hogan Arrested For A DUI

Linda Hogan was arrested for a DUI, but to be fair, we all might get arrested for a DUI as well the day after our ex-husband’s naked, humpin’ ass was all over the internet.

AnnaLynne McCord, 25, and Dominic Purcell, 42, broke up after nearly two years of dating.

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Zac Efron told Ellen that it’s hard for him to find a date:

“A forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason. I like to go and do something adventurous. I like to go out and do some sort of crazy activity.”

There may have been reports that George Clooney and Stacy Keibler were splitsville, but here they are at last night’s premiere of Argo.

Christina Aguilera posted the cover of her album. It looks like this.

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Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson — who met and became engaged on The Bachelor — have (finally) split up.

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Tom Ford and Robert Buckley announced the arrival of their new son, Alexander.

Courtney Stodden admits she calls Doug “Daddy,” the world collectively vomits.

Brad Pitt was paid $5 million to star in a Chanel No. 5 commercial.

Snoop Dogg reposted this list of 19 reasons he won’t vote for Mitt Romney to his instagram account.

Kristen Stewart is maybe still texting Rupert Sanders?

Jack Osbourne is getting married this weekend to his longtime girlfriend (and mother to his daughter).

Taylor Swift wants a minimum of four babies.

Nicole Scherzinger battled with bulimia when she was in the Pussycat Dolls.

Is Jude Law having a mid-life crisis?

Johnny Depp is old, too, injured his back on the set of The Lone Ranger.

Psy performed a free concert in Seoul and 100,000 people showed up.

Hulk Hogan is threatening to sue the folks who put his sex tape online.

Cee-Lo doesn’t buy the Mariah/Nicki feud at all.

Julie Bowen totally wants to bone Stephen Colbert.

Amber Rose wants a natural child birth just for the bragging rights.

Pipe down, Roger Moore.

Ashley Dupree is way pregnant.

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Kim Kardashian Shares New Photos Of Baby North West

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Kim Kardashian’s IMDB Profile Is Very, Very Accurate

Kim Kardashian is emblematic of the shallowness of American culture in the first two decades of the new millennium. While some cultural critics call her the prime avatar of the “famous for being famous” faux celebrity crowd, she along with Paris Hilton is a new breed of cat whose celebrity comes from the release of a sex tape and the canny exploitation of the resulting publicity. Like her good friend Miss Hilton (their relationship predates Kim’s “celebrity”, Kardashian is possessed of photogenic good looks but is short of any other discernible talents outside of the bedroom. Both expanded their celebrity by becoming reality TV “stars”.

John C. Hopwood, who wrote the bio, then goes on to say:

Porn pioneer Harry Reems has commented how surprised he is at how porn stars like Jenna Jameson are accepted now in mainstream culture. His life was ruined by his participation in porn in its “Golden Years”. As for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, the release (accidental or not-so-accidental) of boudoir tapes didn’t result in shame but celebration. America like ancient Rome seems to have shuffled off the moral coil of virtue of the Republic and is now enjoying its Imperial self in an orgy of ignominy. It’s always more fun on the toboggan ride down the hill than it was schlepping up it in the first place.

The bio ends with this:

In the decadence that is America of the $15-trillion deficit and no serious plans from either party for a solution to the economic problems of the “Great Recession”, Kim Kardashian is welcomed to her second White House Correspondents Association Dinner in Washington, D.C. in 2012 and made fun of not only by host Jimmy Kimmel but by the President of the United States, Barack Obama, himself and laughs merrily at the merriment. That the women’s fame rests on the February 2007 “leaking” of a four-year-old home sex (for which she ultimately received $5 million from Vivid Entertainment) is an apt metaphor for socio-economic-cultural malaise in Washington and the country beyond, where everything seems to be run by amoral prostitutes in bed with each other and merely out for a buck.


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