4 Reasons Why Black-On-Black Crime Does Not Merit Police Brutality

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In recent months, several tragic instances of police practicing excessive (sometimes fatal) force against black men and women awakened a nationwide discussion about police brutality and how the justice system impacts the black community.

This discussion has made many people angry and defensive, and those emotions have led to some virulent responses and justifications.

Of all the empathy-void rebuttals to higher rates of police brutality against black men and women I’ve seen, “Oh, yeah? Well, what about black-on-black crime?” is perhaps the most egregious.

I have a few ideas regarding why people who can’t or don’t want to understand the plight of communities concerned by recent events use this defense.

But, below are my thoughts on why citing black-on-black crime is not an acceptable counterargument for police brutality:

Black-on-black crime and police brutality against black people are not mutually exclusive.

It is entirely reasonable to care about black-on-black crime and talk about how police brutality and the black community are related. It’s similar to how you can be a fan of waffles and still want pizza for dinner.

Black-on-black crime and police brutality are two entirely different conversations that don’t need to happen at the same time.


It’s a practice in the politics of changing the subject.

Ta-Nehisi Coates writes often about the politics of changing the subject that is very much worth regarding.

Simply put, the black-on-black crime defense — akin to the “don’t wear seductive clothing” defense and the “don’t dress like a thug” defense — is a form of respectability politics that irrationally turns the blame for the death and mistreatment of black men and women to the hands of the law back onto the community.

At its most general, it transforms a necessary conversation about race and justice into a condescending, often blithering discourse on the state of the black community.

This is a problem for many reasons, essentially that it’s a scapegoat that prevents us from taking part in the tough, but restorative, conversations about race in which America has needed to engage since the Civil War.


It’s a false equivalency.

As this interview with David Rudovsky explains, an inherent conflict of interest arises when an officer takes a life while on duty, immediately disqualifying the notion that police brutality can even be considered in the same league as any level of citizen crime, black-on-black crime in particular.

Police are defenders of the people, so when an officer is responsible for the death of any civilian, several cogs move into place to assure that trust is maintained between law enforcement and the community.

This phenomenon is the reason why we know how many officers were killed in the line of duty this year, but have no accurate measurement of how many civilians were killed at the hands of police.

And, begrudgingly, I understand the intent behind it. It isn’t so much shadiness as it is a means of securing trust, and therefore, peace, in a society.

But, at the end of the day, that doesn’t make it right, and it means that black-on-black crime and police brutality against black people, by their very definitions, are an equivalency that has no merit.

Put succinctly, black people who kill black people go to jail. Policemen who kill people often do not.


It implicitly suggests that black people are not a part of the State.

In perhaps the most atrocious attempt to relate black-on-black crime to police brutality of the year, former Mayor Rudy Giuliani made some disparaging comments about the state of the black community in an interview with Georgetown professor Michael Eric Dyson.

Chief among them was this thoughtless epitaph,

White police officers wouldn’t be (in your community) if you weren’t killing each other.

Of the several things wrong with this comment, the most concerning is its implication. We know police officers are meant to serve and protect all citizens.

But, when Giuliani asks Dyson what he is doing to heal his community, he proposes two dangerous and incorrect assumptions that many who conjure up the black-on-black crime defense similarly imply: 1) Crime, as it occurs in black communities, is at the fault of the community rather than at the fault of the individual, and 2) black communities can do more to stop crime than they currently are, and for some reason, choose not to.

In the same way that crime in any other form of community is born, crime that involves members of the black community is the product of an individual’s thoughts and desires. It’s for this reason that Giuliani’s assertion is so absurd.

There is no superhuman connectivity between black people or paranormal mental Facebook that black people can log onto that allows us to control how often other black people commit crimes.

And, it’s not like black communities like crime or aren’t working hard to stop it. We can only expect communities to do what they’ve already been doing.

It is not solely the black community’s responsibility to control crime among its people, just like it is not solely any other community’s responsibility because there is nothing that makes the black community different.

Remember the police? It’s their responsibility.

And, consequently, it is their policies and procedures that have to be the first called to question when a black community member is jailed, sentenced and killed at exponentially higher rates than any other community in the nation.

Talking about race is not easy. If it were, the discussions about race, justice and law enforcement would have happened after Emmett Till, not at the end of 2014.

If we’re going to get to the bottom of what it means to talk about and eventually resolve these issues, we have to be honest with ourselves about what a proper conversation looks like.

It’s time to stop pretending that black-on-black crime has a place in the conversation.


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A City In West Virginia Sufferered 27 Heroin Overdoses In Just Four Hours

Something strange is going on in one particular West Virginia city.

According to CNN, 27 heroin overdoses were reported in Huntington, West Virginia in just four hours on Monday.

The overdoses, which included one death, are raising concerns that the drug may have been laced. Otherwise, there’s really no explanation as to why this particular drug led to a “mass casualty event.”

In an interview with CNN, Cabell County EMS Director Gordon Merry explained,

We had tied up seven ambulances within minutes due to overdose calls and still needed more, which we had to get from other parts of the county. It was basically like a mass casualty event.

Scary, isn’t it? So, what was inside the drugs found in each victim’s body?

Huntington Chief of Police Joe Ciccarelli revealed,

The state medical examiner will conduct a toxicology analysis to determine what was in the drug, but that will not come back for about 10 weeks. We did not seize any heroin from the other overdose victims, so we can’t analyze theirs.

The city of Huntington, which is home to a population of about 50,000 people, typically experiences anywhere from 18 to 20 overdoses on a weekly basis. This is why 27overdoses in one day is understandably alarming.

Scott Lemley, a criminal investigator with the Huntington Police, revealed,

It’s way too early to tell what the heroin in these latest cases was laced, with but I suspect it was fentanyl and maybe something else. A majority of the overdoses cases are laced with fentanyl, Xanax or something. It’s very rare to find pure heroin these days.

The report states,

Eight people were revived using naloxone, an opioid-reversing drug. Others were revived by manual resuscitation, with a bag that simulates breathing. One of the victims had to be given naloxone three times because the heroin and whatever it was laced with was so strong, according to Merry.

While awaiting the toxicology results, theCabell-Huntington Health Department has expressed that the city has been working on finding solutions to combat the ongoing drug problem in the area.

The director of the health department in Huntington,Michael Kilkenny, believes that the rise in heroin use is due to the decline in opioid use.

He said,

When I graduated from medical school in 1982, we used opioids for patients with acute pain and those close to death and dying only, not for chronic pain, because they were thought to be addictive. Then, in the 1990s, our thinking changed and we thought we were under-treating pain, so we started using more opioids.

Fast-forward to present day and opioid use has declined in certain places, which has caused an increase in heroin use to combat withdrawal from opioids.

This is terrible news, but for now, we’ll just have to wait and see what investigators come up with.

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You May Not Have Heard Of The Grim Sleeper, But This Guy Is Evil Incarnate

From 1985 to 2007, nine women and one teenage girl were brutally murdered in South Central Los Angles.

Detectives worked diligently to find the killer, but they had little to go on. Although DNA had been collected at the crime scenes, it did not match anyone in the CODIS database. There was, however, a sole survivor. She’d been sexually assaulted and shot, but managed to describe her attacker as “a black man” who was “kind of geeky.”

How investigators put together an impossible puzzle and caught this serial killer is a tale that’s truly stranger than fiction.

Read More: This Man Was Never Convicted Of Murder, But That Doesn’t Mean He Didn’t Kill Anyone

Dubbed the “Grim Sleeper” by media due to the long hiatuses between his crimes, investigators finally brought Lonnie Franklin Jr. into custody in July 2010.

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For 22 years, he’d terrorized women in Los Angeles. At least nine women and one teenage girl had been sexually assaulted and murdered by the twisted man.

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Throughout the trial, Franklin showed no remorse and refused to give any motive for his crimes. Had it not been for his son, this dangerous serial killer might never have been caught.

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Frustrated by a case that was only growing colder, investigators searched for familial DNA in CODIS. They already knew the serial killer’s DNA wasn’t in there, but maybe they could find one of his family members. Immediately, there was a match — Franklin’s son, Christopher.

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Suspecting that Lonnie Franklin was their man, police went undercover as waiters at his favorite restaurant. After he was finished with his dishes and discarded pizza crusts, they nabbed them and checked for DNA. Franklin was the Grim Sleeper.

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Ironically, police had narrowly missed a chance to arrest Franklin years earlier. He had a long criminal history and was on unsupervised probation until July 2005. At that time, officers did not collect DNA samples, but just one month later in August 2005, it became the law.

What happened next, however, shocked everyone. While combing Franklin’s home for evidence, officers found 180 photos of African-American women. Many of the women were unconscious and nude. To this day, it’s unknown how many were Franklin’s victims.

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The photos are so baffling that police have released them to the media and asked the public for help.

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As for Franklin, he was sentenced to death in August 2016 and currently awaits lethal injection.

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To learn more about this heinous serial killer, check out his first interview with police below. As you’ll see, he seems to lack remorse or empathy of any kind.

Read More: The Doe Network Helps Solve Cold Cases That Many Have Given Up On

Personally, I’m really glad I never heard of this guy until AFTER he was captured!

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Father Of Missing Boy Told His Son Was Actually Trapped In The Basement During Live Nancy Grace Segment

Charles Botheull IV’s son had been missing for 11 days and was thought to be dead.

1. Charles Botheull IV was in the middle of a live interview with Nancy Grace when he learned his son has been trapped in his basement for the last 11 days.

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2. When Botheull found out his son had been found, he was incredibly shocked and told Grace that he had no idea.

When Botheull found out his son had been found, he was incredibly shocked and told Grace that he had no idea.

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3. “The FBI checked my basement, the Detroit Police checked my basement, my wife checked my basement,” Botheull said. “God, they brought dogs, everything.”

"The FBI checked my basement, the Detroit Police checked my basement, my wife checked my basement," Botheull said. "God, they brought dogs, everything."

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4. As the exchange continued Grace became actually quite angry with Botheull, asking him if he had checked his phone. Botheull told her his phone was dead.

As the exchange continued Grace became actually quite angry with Botheull, asking him if he had checked his phone. Botheull told her his phone was dead.

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5. Botheull’s son, 12-year-old Charlie Botheull V, had been missing since June 14. He was finally discovered in the basement of the family’s home in Detroit by local law enforcement.

Botheull's son, 12-year-old Charlie Botheull V, had been missing since June 14. He was finally discovered in the basement of the family's home in Detroit by local law enforcement.

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6. Detroit Police Chief James Craig told local reporters that the boy was excited to see the police. He was barricaded behind boxes and a 5-gallon drum.

Detroit Police Chief James Craig told local reporters that the boy was excited to see the police. He was barricaded behind boxes and a 5-gallon drum.

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7. Investigators don’t believe that the boy would have been able to make the barricade himself. There was also evidence that there was food around where he was.

Investigators don't believe that the boy would have been able to make the barricade himself. There was also evidence that there was food around where he was.

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8. The boy has been removed from the house by police and has had no contact with his parents since being discovered. At this point, though, no members of the Botheull family are being considered persons of interest.

The boy has been removed from the house by police and has had no contact with his parents since being discovered. At this point, though, no members of the Botheull family are being considered persons of interest.

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9. Botheull told reporters that the idea that his wife, the boy’s stepmother, hid the child in the basement was absurd.

Botheull told reporters that the idea that his wife, the boy's stepmother, hid the child in the basement was absurd.

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Pictures Of This Famous Pennsylvania Prison Are Haunting In A Beautiful Way

Eastern State Penitentiary is a massive structure that looms over the Fairmount section of Philadelphia. The nearly 200-year-old prison once held the likes of Al Capone and infamous bank robber Willie Sutton. Now considered a National Historic Landmark, the corroding building is open to the public for tours. Redditor batoutofbasement and her friend went on one of these tours and took some amazingly haunting photos.

Eastern State Penitentiary was designed by John Haviland and was built on top of 11 acres of farmland outside of Philadelphia. It opened its doors in 1829 and was considered the first true penitentiary.

The building featured a new system of separate confinement known now as the Pennsylvania System, a design that was later duplicated for more than 300 prisons worldwide.

The Pennsylvania System was created to oppose the Auburn System which advocated physical punishment and absolute silence from prisoners.

The nearby Walnut Street Jail pioneered a prison system that emphasized reforming criminals, instead of merely punishing them for their crimes. ESP carried on that legacy.

Haviland designed the halls to look like a church, featuring tall, curved ceilings — a signature of the architect’s American Neo-Classical style.

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Each cell featured one glass skylight, said to represent the Eye of God, which was watching them at all times.

When a prisoner was taken out of his cell, a hood was placed over his head so he would not be recognized by other inmates.

The prison was designed so beautifully, it was considered a tourist attraction in the 19th century, and was visited by the likes of Charles Dickens and French political theorist Alexis de Tocqueville.

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Prisoners were encouraged to participate in exercise time, gardening, and could even keep pets!

Speaking of pets, in 1924 a Pennsylvania governor sentenced an actual dog to a life sentence at the prison. Pep “The Cat-Murdering Dog” became inmate number C-2559 and had his own mug shot.

In 1945, 12 inmates (including Willie Sutton) managed to escape by quietly digging a 97-foot tunnel underneath a prison wall over the course of a year. When the penitentiary was refurbished in the 1930s, around 30 of these types of tunnels were discovered.

At one point, the notorious Al Capone stayed at the prison for a week after being arrested for illegal gun possession.

The prison closed in 1971. From then until the late 80s, nature reclaimed the building. Some say it nearly became a forest. To this day it is populated by a host of stray cats.

In 1994, ESP was opened to the public and tours of the facilities were offered. There’s even a self-guided option narrated by Steve Buscemi.

Other features of the center include a museum, various art installations, and a scavenger hunt for children.

Because of its spooky appearance, the prison has been featured in many films, tv shows, and video games, including “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” “Ghost Hunters,” and the Playstation 2 game “The Suffering.”

About her visit to the Eastern State Penitentiary, batoutofbasement said the place was “unreal, to say the least…” The more I read about it, the more I believe her.

For additional information on ESP, check out the prison’s website. There you can take an online tour, explore images, check out videos, and more!

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Here Are 10 Horrifying, Unsolved Serial Murders. There’s No Way I’ll Be Sleeping Tonight.

When people go about their daily lives, they forget about all of the evil that is out there in the world (as they should). No one should live while being constantly reminded of the terrible things that can happen on this earth. However, it might be good to remember that some of the most well known and monstrous murders that our world has seen still remain unsolved. The ten serial killers responsible for these evil actions may still roam free.

1.) The Alphabet Murders

In the early 1970s, there was a group of young girls that were brutally murdered in Rochester, New York. The victims, Carmen Colon, Wanda Walkowicz, and Michelle Maenza, all had alliterative initials. The most likely murder suspect was posthumously cleared in 2007 by DNA testing. The murderer known as the “Hillside Strangler” in California had many similarities to the Alphabet murders, but he was never charged. In 2011, a 77 year-old named Joseph Naso was charged with murdering four women and is the most likely suspect for the Alphabet Murders as well.

2.) Bible John

Bible John is a serial killer who murdered three young women after meeting them at the Barrowland Ballroom in Glasgow, Scotland. The murders occurred between 1968 and 1969. As of 2014, the killer has never been identified. The case remains unsolved. The suspect was described by a victim’s sister as being a well-dressed young man, tall, slim and with reddish/fair hair, and described as being polite, well-dressed and well-spoken.

3.) The Bone Collector

In February of 2009, a dog walker in West Mesa of Albuquerque, New Mexico discovered human remains. Later, one of the largest crime scenes in US history was unearthed. An unkown killer used the area as a body dump. They were later named The Bone Collector. The remains of eleven bodies were eventually recovered and they were all prostitutes.

4.) The Boston Strangler

This murderer (or murderers) killed 13 women in Boston, Massachusetts in the early 1960s. The crimes were attributed to a man named Albert DeSalvo because of his confession. However, parties investigating the crimes have since suggested the murders (sometimes known as “the silk stocking murders”) were not committed by one person. If there were other murderers, they still roam free.

5.) Feb 9 Killer

This is the alias of the murder responsible for the murder of Sonia Mejia, her unborn baby and Damiana Castillo. The murders took place in 2006 and 2008 respectively. The only description of the murderer available was a Hispanic male in his late teens or early 20s. He is still at large.

6.) Highway of Tears

This is a series of unsolved murders and disappearances of young women along a 500 mile section of Highway 16. The section is between Prince George and Prince Rupert, British Columbia, Canada. The murders occurred from 1969 until 2011.The official number of victims is 18, but aboriginal leaders estimate the number could be as high as 43.

7.) Texarkana Moonlight Murders

In the spring of 1946, there was a string of murders in this area by an unidentified serial killer known as the Phantom Killer or Phantom slayer. The same killer allegedly attacked eight people within ten weeks. Five were killed. The killer did not strike during a full moon, although he did routinely attack late at night. This case inspired the film The Town That Dreaded Sundown.

8.) The Doodler

The Doodler, otherwise known as the Black Doodler, terrorized the gay community in San Francisco in the 1970s. They were an unidentified serial killer believed responsible for 14 slayings and three assaults of gay men San Francisco between January 1974 and September 1975. Because a suspect was never named, the case has gone cold.

9.) The Monster of Florence

The Monster of Florence, who was also known as Il Mostro, is the name used for the killer (or killers) responsible for 16 murders in Florence, Italy. Nearly all of the victims were couples and the murders took place between 1968 and 1985. The same gun and pattern were used in all of the murders. He would occasionaly mutilate the genitals of the female victims. Investigations lead to Antonio Vinci, a relative of two other suspects in the murders. He is the most likely culprit and he is still free.

10.) The Rainbow Maniac

This is another streak of murders that targeted the gay community. 13 gay men were murdered between 2007 and 2008. The murders took place in Paturis Park (“Parque dos Paturis”) in Carapicuíba, Brazil. The murderer was dubbed the “Rainbow Maniac.” (H/T Listverse) There are murderers, rapists and downright evil people still loose in the world. Share this article with others; more people should know about the unsolved murders in our country. Be careful.

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Kevlar Helmet Saves Officer’s Life During Shootout With Orlando Killer

Photograph by Orlando Police

The Orlando Police Department shared the photo above on Twitter, showing the Kevlar helmet that saved one of their police officer’s life as they engaged in a shootout with Orlando Massacre shooter Omar Mateen.

The horrific event took place this past weekend at the Pulse nightclub in Orlando, Florida and is the worst mass shooting in US history.

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Four Men Convicted Of Gang Rapes In Abandoned Mumbai Mill Are Sentenced To Life In Prison

The men were found guilty of gang raping a telephone operator and a photojournalist in a deserted mill last year.

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Police escort one of the four men convicted of raping a photojournalist outside a jail in Mumbai on March 21. Mansi Thapliyal / Reuters

A court in Mumbai sentenced four men to life imprisonment on Friday, March 21, for gang raping a 19-year-old woman in an abandoned mill last July. The day before, the men were found guilty of rape, unnatural offense, criminal conspiracy, forceful confinement, and destruction of evidence.

Three of the men were also convicted of gang raping a 22-year-old photojournalist at the same textile mill located in one of Mumbai’s most affluent areas in August 2013. The sentencing in this case will be decided Monday, March 24.

The three men convicted in both cases are Vijay Jadhav (19), Salim Ansari (27), and Kasim Shaikh (20). Additionally, Ashfaque Shaikh has been imprisoned for life in the case of the telephone operator, while Siraj Khan will be sentenced on Monday for the photojournalist’s rape.

The 19-year-old telephone operator and her boyfriend were taking a shortcut through the mill to go to a nearby temple when they were dragged into a deserted spot by the men. The woman was sexually assaulted, but did not report the crime until a month later, when she learned that the photojournalist filed a police report about being gang raped in the same area.

The 22-year-old magazine intern, who visited the abandoned mill with a male companion for a photo assignment, was stripped, brutally raped, and forced to imitate pornographic acts that the men showed her.

While reading out the sentence, the principal judge said, “We must send a proper signal to society. Even if they were not reformed, others with criminal tendencies will be deterred.”

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Indian forensic officials enter the Shakti Mills area in Mumbai where the two women were gang raped. Punit Paranjpe/AFP/File

The men’s lawyers argued for leniency, citing poverty, lack of education and proper guidance, and an “unjust socioeconomic system” as reasons for driving the men to gang rape the women. One of the defendants, who had a wife and two children, was deprived of a dignified life, his lawyer argued. “There is a need to show empathy for the poor. We should not shut the doors of return permanently,” the lawyer said.

Another defendant’s lawyer argued that there was a need to examine the conditions in which the men became criminals. He held the state responsible for driving them to commit such crimes.

Their lawyers also told the court that their clients’ youth and easy access to the negative influence of pornographic material made them good candidates for “reformation” rather than retribution.

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Policemen escort one of the four men outside a jail in Mumbai on March 20. Mansi Thapliyal / Reuters

The public prosecutor in the case, Ujjwal Nikam, said the convicts did not deserve a chance for reformation because of their “shamelessness” and “depravity.”

Nikam told the court:

“July 31, 2013, was the most hateful day in the life of the 19-year-old victim, a telephone operator, who was assaulted and raped by young men. She was forced to leave Mumbai and go to her native place as she couldn’t face up and tell her mother, and she returned only a month later. All she had done was to take the mills as a short cut to the station with her then boyfriend.”

Seeking maximum punishment for the men’s crimes, Nikam said that the victim was still suffering from post-traumatic stress. He argued that the men “treated women as their property to be looted” and they showed “no mercy.” He called the four convicts, “demons in the shape of humans.”

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The group of men were friends from a poor area of the city and often hung around the abandoned mill, looking for “prey.” They were mostly unemployed with a history of drug abuse.

Sitting barefoot in court, they broke down during the sentencing and pleaded leniency for the sake of their families. One of them cried saying he was the only earning member of his family, while another wept as there was no one in court to support him. Another defendant’s sons, aged 6 and 10, watched as their father was sentenced to life in prison.

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7 Badass Female MMA Fighters Who Better Not Try To Crush My Nativity Scene Between Their Powerful Thighs

I swear to God, I better not catch them doing anything funny.

1. Ronda Rousey

I spent three full days setting up all the intricacies of my Nativity scene, so if I saw Ronda Rousey defiling any of my figurines with her powerful limbs, you know Ill flip. Look, this kickass UFC Bantamweight Champion might have been the first person to bring female MMA to the masses, but that wouldnt give her the right to put my baby Jesus in a chokehold.

2. Holly Holm

Of course, we all know Holly The Preachers Daughter Holm is a badass fighter who constantly breaks down gender stereotypes both in and out of the ring, but should I find her crushing each of the Three Wise Men between her two gargantuan legs, the cops will be here in a second. Not only would it be rude, but it would be a non-regulation move, which I will not accept on my property.

3. Miesha Tate

If UFC powerhouse Miesha Tate came over and popped the heads off my lambs with any part of her body, I would question her faith as well as mine.

4. Amanda Nunes

As someone who is not just an MMA fighter, but a female MMA fighter, Amanda Nunes knows exactly how important it is to be an amazing role model for thousands of young girls. So with that, I ask you: Should young girls come over and hold Joseph and Mary between their thighs until they explode into a million pieces? Should women of any age kick a foot straight through the crib of baby Jesus? The answer is no. Youve been warned, Amanda.

5. Julianna Pena

Another UFC champion, another strong woman Id sue if she so much as touched the angel with her glutes.

6. Gina Carano

Okay, Gina may be retired, but that wouldnt make a property destruction situation with her feel any less insulting. Not only was she the first woman to headline an MMA event, but I actually went to many of her matches when she competed in Strikeforce and EliteXC! Still, though, she better not jump off my roof legs-first and smash into my Nativity scene. Id probably cry.

7. Sarah Kaufman

The following is a personal message for Sarah: Sarah, MMA is a sport with very strict rules and regulations, and if you someday disregard those and use my plastic figurines as muscle rollers for your quads, well, you deserve to get hit by whatever I throw at you from my porch. Frankly, no matter how badass you are, you may not touch this Nativity scene, or even put a single foot on its hay. Do you hear me, Sarah? You have your ring, and I have mine.

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