23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

Still waiting for my seashell bra. BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘posted_date’, 1407615275); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_posted_time_3409344”).innerHTML = “posted on ” + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(1407615275); });

1. That you could bathe in any room.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

Just more mess for you, Cinderella. And what, you don’t even have to towel dry your hair or take it out of a bun? I’m so confused.

2. That you could create a flower crown this easily and it’d look perfectly uniform.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via wordpress.com

Not even Coachella flower crowns look like that.

3. That you could make a bra out of seashells.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

A) This just doesn’t work. B) Your mother would have thrown a fit. C) Your dad would have cried.

4. That you could make out without smudging your lipstick.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

Where was Snow White keeping her stash of Revlon color-stay lipstick? Huh?

5. That you wouldn’t think twice about a man with a ponytail.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

I suppose Belle would be very happy living in the era of the Man Bun.

6. That your hair would actually look good blowing in the wind.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

I don’t think sooOOoooOOooooO.

7. That a trip to the shoe store would always be this elegant.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

If only we all had size 3 feet. Damn you, CINDY!

8. That you could meet a boy like this and it’d be romantic.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

Not at all rapey. Not one bit.

9. That your hair could exist as one uniform-seeming piece.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via cdn29.elitedaily.com

See how it all moves together? But how? What products are you using, Alice? Caterpillar serum?

10. And that you could style your bangs so that they all fall in one piece, too.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

Nope.

11. That this is what you wore when you were poor.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

Now on sale at Urban.

12. That you could use pools of water as mirrors.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via giphy.com

Tried it. Nope. Doesn’t work.

Seriously. DOESN’T WORK.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

Stoppp itttt pllllleeeeeaaase.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney

Cuz I still really want water mirrors in my house.

13. That you could wear earrings that large without getting a headache.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

I can literally feel the pain of my earring hole stretching to the ground.

14. That you could toooootally cut your own hair.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

Tried it. Had to wear pink for a year because people thought I was a boy.

15. That all dresses would have petticoats under them.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via s.likes-media.com

Ugh. I do not have ONE petticoat in my life and I am very bitter about it.::Googles “petticoat stores los angeles”::

16. That your hair would grow down to your butt.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

I mean, maybe with time. But it definitely wouldn’t be as thick as Princess Jasmine’s. Bitch.

17. That you would always feel this sexy and beautiful when admiring yourself in the mirror.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

You gotta hand it to Tink: Girl has unreal confidence.

18. That you could wear a mini-skirt on a windy day and not worry about it blowing up and showing your panties to the world.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

I mean, really, Pocahontas.

19. That eyebrows were just naturally this thin.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via puppsfreestuff.com

Threading? Waxing? Plucking? There’s gotta be a beauty salon in that little town of yours.

20. That you could perfectly remove ALL of your makeup from EXACTLY half your face with your sleeve.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

HAHAHAHA.

21. That friendship would always come before romance.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

More like, whoops, we already boned. Now we r friendz?

22. That your free time would look like this.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney

Although, now, come to think of it, sitting around in a lagoon all day waiting for Peter Pan (of all boys!) to come talk to you … seems pretty lame.

23. That a fork (erm, “Dinglehopper”) could be used in place of a hairbrush.

23 Things Disney Movies Gave Girls Unrealistic Expectations About

View this image ›

Disney / Via tumblr.com

Otherwise known as: Failed Disney life hack #271.

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/things-disney-movies-gave-girls-unrealistic-expectations

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

They got one more, one more problem.

1. When your custom-made shoes won’t stay on.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Pictures / Via metro.co.uk

~ugh~

2. Only having one outfit.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Pictures / Via fuckyeahreactions.tumblr.com

~so not hot~

3. What if you don’t speak animal?

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Pictures / Via rebloggy.com

~can’t even~

4. You can’t even see the lanterns on your birthday.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / Via gurl.com

~but whyyy~

5. Your step-mother is probably a complete bitch.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Pictures / Via mic.com

~cries~

6. And your father is totally controlling.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Pictures / Via littlemermaiddaily.tumblr.com

~omg gtfo~

7. Animals show up when you sing.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Pictures / Via mkfm.com

~wtf~

8. All these bitches keep putting spells on you.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / Via giphy.com

~omfg stop~

9. That awkward moment when you can only find nineteen of your thingamabobs.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Pictures / Via giphy.com

~r u serious~

10. Having everything gets tiresome.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Pictures / Via rebloggy.com

~dramatic sigh~

11. You can’t remember which Prince Charming is which.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Pictures / Via mrwgifs.com

~help~

12. The hair expectations are UNREAL.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Pictures / Via rebloggy.com

~wut~

13. People want you to get married at, like, sixteen.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / Via gifrific.com

~ew~

14. People sing about you behind your back.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Pictures / Via strangereview.blogspot.com

~peasants~

15. Sometimes you have to, like, save all of China.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Pictures / Via degrassi.wikia.com

~what now~

16. Tower living is so over-rated.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / Via wifflegif.com

~just let me fly~

17. Sea shell bras are torture.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Pictures / Via degrassi.wikia.com

~what is this shit~

18. You have to clean up after your roommates.

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Pictures / Via daily.songza.com

~and we’ll never be royals~

19. What if you can’t sing?

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Walt Disney Pictures / Via funnygirls-help.tumblr.com

~voice cracks~

19 Problems Only Disney Princesses Will Understand

View this image ›

Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/mlew15/19-problems-only-disney-princesses-will-understand-h0se