The 15 Things That Happen Immediately After A Betch Comes Home Drunk

  • #1

    Run into the apartment in full panic because of how bad we have to pee, realizing how fast this fact hit us once we got out of the cab.

  • #2

    We pry the shoes off of our swollen feet and throw those torture devices as far away from us as possible (unless we walked in already carrying them).

  • #3

    We take our two sizes too small bra off that makes our boobs look great and throw it while still standing in the living room.

  • #4

    Open fridge

  • #5

    Realize we’re not ready for that kind of commitment and close it.

  • #7

    Have a minor heart attack that we lost our phone and our purse because we don’t remember coming in with it because we were too preoccupied with peeing.

  • #7

    Realize we took Snapchat while peeing and find the phone in the bathroom *crisis adverted*

  • #8

    Look down at our phone, notice how much we’re really wobbling and how fuzzy the screen is, and thank god that we sent ourselves home from the bar because we’re NOT GOOD.

  • #9

    Try to answer the “WHERE ARE YOU?!” and “R U ALIVE” texts, realize that even autocorrect can’t help you at this point, and convince yourself “the screens broken and isn’t working right” and give up on that

  • #10

    Realize we need to be comfortable and throw giant sweats on over our skirt because we don’t have the balance to actually undress and redress.

  • #11

    Head back to the kitchen and decide that a leftovers combination like Mac n Cheese with Doritos is a great idea, and tear the entire kitchen apart in the process.

  • #12

    Drink a glass of water because we’re convinced that doing so will really help prevent the hangover from 6 Vodka Sodas and 3 Fireball Shots.

  • #13

    Turn on the TV, but have no idea what was on because we had tunnel vision focusing on our drunk munchies.

  • #14

    Finish food and realize we don’t even remember eating it – decide it’s time to send ourselves to bed.

  • #15

    Take a look in the mirror before heading to bed, realize how HOT of a mess we are, but face plant into bed without washing our face or changing.

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Star Drunk: A Film Written Drunk, Acted Drunk

Chris R Wilson Film opens this short film with, “Many of the great authors wrote while intoxicated.”

With that being said, he and his crew wrote the script for their new short film, titled Star Drunk, after enjoying a slew of alcoholic beverages. 

To top off the film, the actors were asked to indulge in hard drinks as well before shooting the sci-fi parody. Already, the new video is featured on CNet, LaughingSquid, DailyDot, and UpRoxx

 

Read more: http://www.viralviralvideos.com/2013/08/28/star-drunk-a-film-written-drunk-acted-drunk/

Russian Guys Take Their Drunk Friend Home In The Best Way Possible

Russian Guys Take Their Drunk Friend Home In The Best Way Possible

Sofilux reports that this outrageous video was taken in Russia. And it seems no one online is questioning that fact.

After a long night of drinking, two men made sure to get their wasted friend home safely. 

How exactly? By dragging him by his legs through the snow of course. 

 

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15 Signs You Care More About Drunk Food Than Drinking

Let’s be honest here: pizza > beer.

1. You plan where you go out entirely around where you want to eat.

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2. And you keep an eye on the clock so you don’t get to your restaurant of choice after closing time.

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3. With every shot you take, you think of all the carbs you’ll need to soak all that alcohol up.

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4. You subtly hint at how good an end-of-night food mission would be, to plant the idea in your friends’ heads.

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5. And you gently nag your friends about every half hour to go get food.

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6. But, when all else fails, you are willing to go in it alone.

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7. You have a way better time if there’s a burger to go with your beer.

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8. Or cheese to go with your wine.

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9. And you are always a little disappointed when you attend a birthday party and you get a free shot instead of cake :(

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10. You’ve done some serious bonding at 3 a.m. diner excursions.

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The only things worth staying up that late for are breakfast foods.

11. And your most treasured memories of nights out involve excitedly waiting in line for ALL THE FOOD.

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12. The highlight of the night is, always, hands down, the moment you drunkenly roll into bed with a sandwich.

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13. If you had to choose between getting laid and that sandwich, you’d pick the sandwich almost every time.

If you had to choose between getting laid and that sandwich, you’d pick the sandwich almost every time.

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(OK, every time.)

14. Honestly, you often eat so much food that you fully become sober.

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Now you’re just in a food coma.

15. And you’re perfectly fine with that.

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Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/signs-you-care-more-about-drunk-food-than-drinking

31 GIFs You Won’t Believe Actually Exist

Life is pretty predictable until — OH MY GOD!

1. Will this turtle make it over the fence?!

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2. Will Hermione be able to pull off this magic spell?

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3. Will this Olympic diver nail a perfect 10?!

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4. Will this dude successfully jump over this puddle of dirty water?

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5. How do this cute puppy and baby get along?

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6. Can this man keep running without tripping?

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7. Why are these ladies running in a hospital?

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8. Will this tractor manage to pull this boat out of the water?

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9. Will she say yes to this man’s marriage proposal?

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10. What is this sexy lady getting ready for?

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11. Will this guy perform a successful card trick?

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12. Will this guy land this awesome BMX trick?

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13. Will this baby finally take its first steps?

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14. How will Sub Zero finish off Scorpion?

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15. Will this diver successfully pull off a front flip?

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16. Are those two sexy schoolgirls playing the field?

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19. Will these mean-looking dudes break that storefront window?

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