Honest Trailers Takes Down The Entire “Spider-Man” Trilogy

Honest Trailers, the lovely channel-within-a-channel from Screen Junkies, takes the entire Spider-Man trilogy to town with this destructive mockery. “The Godfather trilogy of Superhero movies, in that the first two are great, and the third one sucks ass.” Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=KUkdEV9_O_s. Via paisleybeard.com

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Missing Soldier Turns Up After 10 Years Of Being Presumed Dead

You know when you join the army and then one year later you realise it isn’t really for you so you go on a 10-year-long exile under the pretence that you’re dead?

This guy does.

As reports have it,the nameless30-year-old Russian man (presumably he does have a name, we just don’t know it) joinedthe military in 2003 and was stationed in the remote Kamchatka Peninsula.

But then a year later he wandered off…

“He lived in Kamchatka all this time, mainly hiding in the forest.He got by with odd jobs and did not attempt to get in touch with his family.”

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Back when it initially happened, the search for the deserter was called off when his family falsely identified a dead body as his. They then even buried the mystery man.

The soldier is said to have built himself a house out of waste building material on thePetropavlovsk-Kamchatsky outskirts. He made his money working on a private pig farm and collecting scrap.

Although Russian deserters can face seven years behind bars,the head of Russias Committee of Soldiers Mothers, Valentina Melnikova, doubtshe will receive prison time for his offence, saying:

“There were lots of deserters in those days in the far east. Weve had cases when some would hide in a basement for years, but they would go through a psychiatric examination and would be set free.”

It’s not really sure why he came back but police have since apprehended him.

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Read more: http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/12/missing-soldier-turns-up-after-10-years-of-being-presumed-dead-71224/

Girl Booted Off YouTube For Singing Happy Birthday To Hitler

The internet is great, anyone with access to it has the opportunity to spread their message and be heard worldwide. On the downside,anyone with access to it has the opportunity to spread their message and be heard worldwide.

Racist YouTube vlogger Evalion, who has over 40,000 subscribers, has been suspended because of her vile videos. The videos uploaded include her singinghappy birthday to Hitler, a guide on how to recognise a Jew and a vlog on why Hitler wasn’t evil.

Evalion is thought to be an 18-year-old living in Canada. Her innocent tone of voice is in direct contrast to the nasty nature of her content.

Evalion was brought to the public attention by YouTube starLeafyishere in his video “THE MOST RACIST GIRL ON ALL OF YOUTUBE”. At first he thought she was satire, but he investigated further and came to the conclusion that she was “crazy”.

A quick glance at her Twitter account and you will see more offensive comments. In one tweet she says “Anne Frank died of typhus, her diary is a forgery written by her father after the war.”

Despite her horrible content, people have still been discussing whether or not she should have been banned.One Twitter user–@Polite_Critical – said: I don’t support what Evalion says, but I defend her right to say it. For the most part, though, people agree that it was the right decision to ban her.

What do you think? Let us know in the comments.

Read more: http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/05/girl-booted-off-youtube-for-singing-happy-birthday-to-hitler-92476/

People Are Going Berserk Over This Woman Who Lets Her Husband Spy On Her With An App

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Privacy? Meh, who needs such a thing. Certainly not this couple anyway. Two days ago, teacher Catharine Higginson, 45, told The Mirror about a discovery she’d made regarding her husband, James, 42.

She said:

“After 10 years of marriage I had always believed husband James and I didnt have secrets from one another.

Turns out there was a huge, totally shocking one that I only discovered by accident.

Last year I was teaching in a particular building at school where there was no mobile phone reception which meant I missed a text from my bank with an activation code to make an important financial transfer.

When I got home I started to apologise to my husband James who immediately replied, “Oh, don’t worry about it – I’ve sorted it.”

When I looked at him, puzzled, he continued: “I was able to get into your phone and locate the code to activate the transaction” before casually adding: “I don’t need you here to be able to read your text messages.”

How could he do such a thing? Well, it turns out that he has installed a tracking app by Cerberus on her phone and those used by her children Daisy, 19, Tilly, 16, and Max, 12, from her first marriage.

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Run, run for your life.!! Apparently not, she added,  “while I was very shocked at first about the extent of the snooping I ultimately don’t have a problem with him doing this because I’m not up to anything. But I can see that for those for whom cheating is in their DNA, they’d panic about being caught out.”

Unsurprisingly it ignited some opinions on Twitter.

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Even the Mirror, who broke the story, had a columnist criticise the behaviour.

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Buzzfeed contacted the man in question and he told them.

“People need to bear in mind that we use this app passively – it’s there if we need it. I don’t sit behind my screen monitoring my family! There are loads of other apps like messenger and whats app that pull exactly the same type of data. The only difference here is that we are using the data rather than some big organisation. Equally they’ll find my iPhone feature is an integral element of all iPhones – is this spying?!”

Tell us what you think, is it creepy or is it caring?

Read more: http://www.hellou.co.uk/2015/01/people-going-berserk-woman-lets-husband-spy-app-34271/

Hilarious Love Letters Between Husband And Wife Show Exactly What Marriage Is Like

It’s not that long term relationships’s can’t be sexy or are devoid of romance. It’s more that you grow so accustomed to one another that you let your guard down. The other half literally becomes that, a half of you.

What we have here is a great example of a loving wife making an effort for her husband, her husband not noticing, and the wife giving him grief for it. What makes it so good is that between all the venting and hot air in these letters, there is definitely mutual respect and love.  This relationship feels a lot healthier than most.

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Maybe all married couples should communicate like this.

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Read more: http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/09/husband-wife-17438/

People Think That Drake Just Tried To Kiss LeBron James

The Cleveland Cavaliers beat the Toronto Raptors in game 6 of theEastern Conference finals, and one person who’s very happy about that, is Drake.

A vine, showing Drake going up to congratulate LeBron James, has gone viral as it pretty much looks like Drake triesto kiss LeBron, right on the mouth….

Check it out:

While he was probably just talking to him, people on Twitter are sticking with the story that it was an attempted smooch, and to be honest, when you look at it that way, it is funnier:

Kiss, or not? Let us know what you think in the comments.

Read more: http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/05/people-think-that-drake-just-tried-to-kiss-lebron-james-93278/

Man Caught On CCTV Having Sex With A Drain Pipe

Nothing turns me on quite like a drain pipe, especially a big, long,clean one.

The great thing about a drain pipe is that there’s always thepossibility thatyour member may get a little rinse in the process. This dude in China knows the scoreand he wasn’t about to turn down this particular pipe as it seductively protruded from the wall, flirting with him.

Away he went, shagging the drain pipe like a boss and, even better, a CCTV camera picked it all up, and so now he can relive the moment for the rest of time. Lovely.

You probably won’t be surprised to hear that this footage has gone viral after being posted on the Chinese social media site Weibo. We’re not sure how long it went on for, but this video only lasts 32 seconds. I can’t imagine it was much longer than that, with drain pipes being so goddamn sexy and all that.

What a time to be alive…

Read more: http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/05/man-caught-on-cctv-having-sex-with-a-drain-pipe-93120/

Another Chronicles Of Narnia Film Has Been Announced

Back in 2005, parents and children alike rushed down to their local cinemas to watch a story that was long overdue for being turned into a high-budgeted, live-action film.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe was a genuinely very good film that genuinely looked like it was going to give the Harry Potter franchise a run for its money.

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Then Prince Caspian came out, followed by the instantly forgettable Voyage of the Dawn Treader and everyone was all like “pfft. Fun whilst it lasted, I guess” and that was that.

Since then we haven’t heard Liam Neeson’s velvety voice come out of a lion’s mouth and we haven’t seen Skandar Keynes’s Edmund constantly do bad things and then redeeming himself one way or another.

Salvation, though, as it’s been confirmed that the series will be rebooted withThe Silver Chair. In the books, the Silver Chair is set decades later than Voyage of the Dawn Treader (VOTTD) but only a year in London. Prince Caspian in now and old man and his son,Prince Rilian, his only heir, has gone missing. Aslan sendsEustace Scrubb (who was played Will Poulter in VOTTD) and his class mate Jill Pole to sort it out.

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No one really knows anything about the film adaptation at the present. Whether or not the cast will be rebooted altogether is a mystery although it seems unlikely that Will Poulter (who’s like a proper star now) would come back.

As for the rest of the orginal child cast, they’d all be too old and aren’t even written into the story.Skandar Keynes has quit acting and become a political adviser after graduating from Cambridge…

And Georgie Henley is apparently working on something called Access All Areas.I used to seriously fancy her (which is OK because she’s a month or so older than me)…

Anyway. Narnia’s back. That’s cool. It should be magical… be weird if it wasn’t.

What do you think? Let us know in the comments!

Read more: http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/08/another-chronicles-of-narnia-film-has-been-announced-101637/

Taylor Swift Responds To Leaked Kanye Phone Call Video

Kim Kardashian has taken to Snapchat – the most modern version of social warcraft – to defend her husband’s honour, or something along those lines.

The reality TV star posted a video showing a conversation between Kanye and Taylor Swift about his now infamous Famous lyrics, where it appears that Taylor says she’s actually OK with them. The lyrics, if you’re not familiar with the track are,I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex Why? I made that bitch famous.

Nice. But from the conversation it seems that Taylor was actually kind of more than OK with them, as it went a little bit like:

“I’m really glad that you had the respect to call me and tell me about your concerns about the song…

“If people ask me about it, I think it would be great for me to be like, ‘look, he called me and told me about the line before it came out’. Like, ‘joke’s on you guys, we’re fine’.

“You guys want to call this a feud, you want to call this throwing shade, but right after the song comes out, I’m going to be on a Grammy red carpet and they’re going ask me about it, and I’m going to be like, ‘he called me’.

You can watch the whole thing here:

This is all looking a bit awkward for Taylor, whose “people” released the following statement after Famous was first released:

Kanye did not call for approval, but to ask Taylor to release his single Famous on her Twitter account. She declined and cautioned him about releasing a song with such a strong misogynistic message. Taylor was never made aware of the actual lyric, I made that bitch famous.

So we can kind of see now that the first part of that isn’t true, but to be fair to Taylor she doesn’t agree to the “bitch” part, and that’s what she’s taken to Twitter to protest:

You can kind of see where she’s coming from, and I don’t agree with anyone throwing ‘bitch’ around lightly, but the whole thing just seems like the three way call bit in Mean Girls. Just leave each other alone, surely pop and rap and reality TV stars don’t have to all hang around at the same places all the time… Oh, that’s how this whole thing started in the first place.

Kim and Kanye are yet to comment, although Kim has deleted the videos from her Insta-Snapchat account (sigh).

Read more: http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/07/taylor-swift-responds-to-leaked-kanye-phone-call-video-98694/

Jared Leto’s 1991 Coca-Cola Advert Is The Weirdest Thing You’ll Watch Today

Isn’t it odd that the Joker isn’t even the weirdest character that Jared Leto has played?

You may now be thinking “well I guess he was a little strange in Fight Club – wanting to get punched and all of that” but that’s not what I mean. You see, in 1991, Mr Jared Leto was centre stage in an advert for Coca Cola.

That’s not so weird is it? Many actors start out with advert roles… not like this one. In this particular advert, we see Leto leave his school and promptly share a refreshing bottle of delicious coke with a girl friend – a friend who is a girl. That when they pull on their rollarblades, leap into a huge Coca Cola billboard and have a rave/rollarblade/dance fight with a group of zany kids also on rollarblades.

Yeah, weird. You need to see it to believe it…

I wonder if he was a method actor in 1991? Maybe he was preparing for being the Joker even then, causing a shit storm by bringing cans of Pepsi on set and sending cast members guinea pig heads…

Anyway, what do you think? Let us know in the comments!

Read more: http://www.hellou.co.uk/2016/08/jared-letos-1991-coca-cola-advert-is-the-weirdest-thing-youll-watch-today-103497/