PAUSE: We Need To Talk About Andrew Garfield’s Pancreas

Attention: We’ve got something we need to discuss RIGHT NOW. We’re all familiar with Andrew Garfield’s chiseled jaw, perfect hair, and to-die-for glutes. But stop whatever you’re doing, because we have to talk about Andrew Garfield’s pancreas.

Just gaze upon it. It’s glorious.

Here’s AG’s pancreas at the premiere of The Amazing Spider-Man 2, and it’s stealing the show, of course. Drooooool.

You might want to sit down for this next one….

Um…one, please!

Move over, Chris Pratt’s gallbladder, because 2014 isn’t your year anymore. It’s all about #AGPanc.

AG’s impeccable pancreas regulates his insulin perfectly, but it’s sure making our blood sugar spike just looking at it.

We want to curl up inside Andrew Garfield’s pancreas, grab one of his kidneys for a pillow, and just sleep forever.

His flawless P is even better in action!

Okay, we can die happy now and go up to heaven…as long as heaven is packed full of thousands of Andrew Garfield pancreases floating around for us to stare at for eternity!

This. Is. Perfect.

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Dad Films Creepy “Ghost Swing” Moving On Its Own In A Park

It’s not often that you come across irrefutable proof that ghosts exist. All too often it’s just grainy pictures with a white-ish blur in the background with some weird caption about orbs and feeling a cold breeze down your neck.

I want something that makes me think a ghost could be chilling right next to me and I’m none the wiser. When’s that going to happen, huh?!


How do we know? Around a week ago, a man went live on Facebook claiming to be watching a swing move on its own accord without the aid of wind or, you know, humans. Have a look…

Just to clarify, there’s no one around. Don’t be getting that impression from vagueness.

I mean… I’m not convinced. That swing has a large surface area so, if it was windy (which is what’s implied 52 seconds in when the trees are going nuts) it would be affected way more than the other, smaller swings. Also, I don’t like the way it moves – too lopsided, like it could be being pulled by a string attached to one of the chains… but who’s going to wait around pulling a swing from a distance on the off-chance it might creep someone out?

Thing is though, I reckon Scotty knows something we don’t. Something about a paranormal, four-legged influence that he let slip with his first edit of his Facebook live caption…

It’s always the goats.

Having said that, I reckon I saw a ghost on the slide the other day. I even took a picture to prove it…

No one around. Explain that.

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Sleep Texting Is Now A Thing And It Could Get Seriously Weird

Just imagine. You fall asleep at night. Sleep soundly for a whole six hours, but then wake up to find that you’ve somehow text your Gran some jibberish, snapchatted a picture of yourself snoring, and matched with your boss on Tinder.

While this – hopefully – has never happened to you, sleep-texting is on the rise, so it’s probably only a matter of time before we’re all sleep-tindering, sleep-snapchatting and even sleep-selfie-taking as well.

The horror.


For now though, it just seems to be the texts. Writing for The Debrief, Frederica Palmer explained how – fast-asleep – she sent a Whatsapp to a friendshe wasn’t even in an open conversation with. It was 2:30 in the morning, and she asked that the girl not drill any holes in the wall.

Fair enough.

A sleep consultant explains that ‘sleep texting’ is a bit like sleep-walking. While you’re about conscious enough to text – an arguably fairly complex task – you’re not awake enough for your brain to be able to create a memory of doing so.

A bit like drunk-texting then, only without the beer, butwith all the bitter regret.

Apparently it’s stress – surprise, surprise – that causes sleep texting. We spend too long on our electronic devices during the day, and so we sub-consciously use them during the night.

While a lot of people are freaking out about the concept of sending a text while they’re asleep – (what if you inadvertently send a nude to your boss? What if you ‘sext’ your next-door neighbour? Imagine the ridicule, imagine the shame!) – we would quite like to know the type of twaddlewe’re capable of writingwhen our brains are too lazy to stop us…

Instead of ‘winding down with a book’, or ‘listening to whale noises as we fall asleep’, we’re going to stare at that little blue screen until we sleep-text something amusing, dammit.

But, obviously, if you want to be in control of your night-time behaviour, just make sure you can’t reach your phone when you go to sleep…



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Half-Naked Model Walks Around Hong Kong Without Anyone Noticing

Anyway, what we have for you here is a model whoseskinny jeans have been painted on by makeup artist Sandra Bakker from the Netherlands. The video was originally made last year but has recently gone viral.

The end result was so convincing that nobody on the streets of Hong Kong seemed to notice.

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Artist’s Incredibly Realistic Masks Will Mess With Your Head

Back in 2013, Bryan Cranston went to Comic Condisguised as Heisenberg.

He wore an incredibly realistic mask of his own character, and mingled with fans who – understandably – thought that it was just an impressive cosplay.

People only realised that it was actually Bryan when he pushed to the front of the crowd, joined the Breaking Bad panel, and took off his mask.

Now, the guy that made the uber-realistic mask – Landon Meirs, whose website you can check out here – didn’t stop at just Heisenberg.

The incredible talented artist is famous for making masks of babies faces…

And he’s also done other celebrities.

Here’s Charlie Sheen:

And here’s Game of Thrones’very own Tyrion Lannister:

Most recently, Landon has made some ridiculously realistic masks of USA Presidential hopefuls, Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton and Bernie Sanders.

Landonshowed off his newest creations at Monsterpalooza,explaining to Buzzfeed, that heplayed the part of Hilary himself, and enlisted the help of hisgirlfriend and a wrestler friend to play Bernie and Trump.

Guess which was which….

He said:

“I made Bernie the sexy socialist hippie, made Trump a white trash dude, and made Hillary aI dont knowa male dominatrix.”

We definitely wouldn’t want to come across any of them in a dark alley…

Especially not this guy:

H/T 9GAG / Buzzfeed

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Narcoleptic Woman Accidentally Films Herself Having an Attack


A young woman who suffers from narcolepsy with cataplexy recently shared how debilitating it can be to live with her condition, in hopes of educating those who don’t quite understand the disorder.  Elizabeth says it’s extremely difficult to communicate just what it’s like to have the disorder, so when she accidentally filmed herself having an episode while recording a dance tutorial, she thought it would be a good way to show people what an attack can look like.

The resulting footage is here.

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Here’s The First Sneak Peek At New Bridget Jones Film

There’s going to be a third Bridget Jones film, for those of you who were unaware and also didn’t read the title of this article – and it’s seriously exciting stuff.

They’ve got the original cast as well, unlike some other films (cough High School Musical cough) and it looks like it’s going to be seriously good.

Bridget Jones’s Baby will see Renee Zellweger and Colin Firth return to the big screen as the infamouscharacter and her on/off boyfriend, Mark Darcy, alongside Patrick Dempsey, who will play billionaire Jack Qwant. But who will be the father of the baby?!

A longer clip is alleged to be released tomorrow and we seriously, seriously can’t wait.

What do you think? Will you be going to see the film? Let us know in the comments

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Dave Chapelle Made Jokes About Caitlyn Jenner… In Front Of One Of Her Kids

Predictably, Kardashian/Jenner jokes are pretty common at stand up shows these days. But Dave Chappelle, already kind of renowned for transphobic comments, has managed to make news telling them.

Saturday night at the Hollywood Palladium, his third sell out LA show, Chappelle is said to have spent at least seven minutes talking about Caitlyn Jenner, and not in a nice way. What didn’t help, was that Kylie Jenner was in attendance – and suitably unimpressed.

[He talked] first about Bruce Jenner saying he was old enough to remember Bruce as a Superman who was beating Africans in track and field back in the 70s. He said he knew there was a change coming though after a run-in with Kanye West. I said, Kanye why the long face? And Kanye replied, Man, youll see.’

That line brought down the house, according to TMZ, but one person wasnt laughing: Kylie (even her boyfriend, Tyga, who was also at the show, couldnt help but chuckle). She reportedly kept a straight face through the entire bit.

Chappelle has been criticized for his jokes about transgender people before, like when he told a strange, awkward story about seeing a drunk transvestite at a party, mocked her, and complained about having his pronouns corrected when he referred to her as he. He maintained that he should be able to use whatever pronouns he wanted.

Yeah, that sounds like a hilarious joke.

Here’s a video of him talking about what it’s like to not make people laugh when doing stand up:

Oh dear. What do you think? Let us know in the comments

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