17 Perfect Responses For When Someone Doesn’t Text Back

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1. This person who knows exactly what’s happening.

This person who knows exactly what's happening.

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2. This person with all the jokes.

This person with all the jokes.

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3. This person with valid expectations.

This person with valid expectations.

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4. This person dropping guilt bombs.

This person dropping guilt bombs.

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5. This person who had to incorporate a meme.

This person who had to incorporate a meme.

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6. This person paying respect.

This person paying respect.

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7. This person who was honest about their feelings.

This person who was honest about their feelings.

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8. This person who was upfront about their expectations.

This person who was upfront about their expectations.

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9. This person using pop culture references.

This person using pop culture references.

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10. This person who took control of the situation.

This person who took control of the situation.

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11. This person with a solid sense of humor.

This person with a solid sense of humor.

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12. This person throwing major ~shade~ and killing plants.

This person throwing major ~shade~ and killing plants.

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13. This person with standards.

This person with standards.

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14. This person accepting the reality of the situation.

This person accepting the reality of the situation.

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15. This person asking the important questions.


16. This person enforcing the rules.


17. And, this person waiting patiently.

And, this person waiting patiently.

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17 Perfect Responses For When Someone Doesn't Text Back

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Guy Texts His Friend Super Dramatic Breakup Story Involving One Extremely Expensive Cow Head

I can’t be the only one right now who is dying to know what was on her phone…Also #TeamCowHead. 

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Man Runs Into a Black Bear While Texting and Walking (Video)

Man Runs Into a Black Bear While Texting and WalkingMan Runs Into a Black Bear While Texting and Walking

A black bear was filmed roaming the streets of La Crescenta, CA, Tuesday morning. Cameras also caught the reaction of a man who walked into the scene while texting.

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Girl’s Apartment Search Escalates With Awkward X-Rated Sext Twist From Her Broker

We can’t stop reading this botched text attempt from the broker: it’s art. 

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Everything You Need To Know About Sexting

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Guys Admit What They Do With The Nude Pics You Send Them

Have you ever wondered if the guy you sent nudes to shares those pics with his friends? Yeah, me too. (Thats why Reddit threads where guys spill their guts are amazing.)

In an ideal world,a guy wouldnt share a girls nudes with other people. But the rational part of me knows better: A guy would likely want some opinions, or to showoff the pictures he got.

Hey, if a guy sent me a nude photo of him, Id probably have a group chat about it with all my girl friends.But thats just me.

Here are 10 guys on whether theyve ever showed people a girls nudes:

This guy saves the good stuff for IRL:

I would show in person but would never send it to anyone.


This guy is too private:

The fact that a lot of people share private things with other people is the reason why I would never allow someone to record me doing things. Nope nah never not happening. You probably should just not do that anymore tbh.


This guy deletes them when he breaks up with her:

They get deleted once were [sic] no longer seeing one another.


This guy has only showed pictures of his ex once:

Like most have said, sometimes they do and sometimes they dont. Personally I have never shown pictures of the girl I am currently seeing to any friends. However, I have drunkenly showed a friend pictures of my ex before.



I just put it on pornhub.


According to this guy, only a certain kind of guy shares them:

I never share but i know some guys who do. Its really easy to tell what sort of guys will share nudes.


This guy thinks sending a girls nudes is fucking rude:

i used to sometimes when i was in my teens/early 20s since i was an asshole. i dont anymore because its kind of fucking rude.


This guy says most guys send them:

Most guys do. Most means 99.99% 0.01 percent wont.


This guy has them but wont share:

I never share them. Basically my rule is, we both own them. If one of us wants them deleted, theyll get deleted.I keep the vids/pics in encrypted form so even if my computer was stolen/looked through, nobody would get to them.


This guy admits guys will share them if they werent really attached to the person:

Some guys show other guys pictures of [sic] videos of people they have never had a thing with.


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20 Texts Guys Send To Their GFs They’d Never Want Their Bros To See


People have collectively decided that finding someone to grow old with is one of those things you should probably do at some point in your life, but it’s important to strike a balance between that relationship and the ones you have with the people you’re not having sex with.

It’s not impossible to date someone without abandoning the life you once knew and loved, but a few things are inevitably going to change.

The mentality you have when texting girls is probably different than what’s going through your head in a group chat with your friends from college, and a relationship is only going to widen that gap.

All people text their significant others things they probably wouldn’t want other people to see (for a variety of reasons), which is fine when the SO is the only person who sees it.

However, if your phone falls into the wrong hands, some of these messages might be a little awkward to explain.

Everybody knows you do NOT touch a man’s Moscato without his permission


AKA “The Perfect Saturday”


Guys can be pathetically self-conscious too


It might be cute, but that’s exactly why you want to keep it a secret


Fresh to death


This is probably a lie you tell your girlfriend when you want to score bonus points, but good luck convincing your friends that’s the case


Guys, like Cyndi Lauper and girls everywhere, just want to have fun


Guys have pubes too


That’s one way to look at things


I’ve, um, heard they’re also incredibly comfortable


Sometimes your emotions get the best of you


That previous statement applies in multiple situations


Your phone should automatically turn off if you ever do this


Asking the important questions


And the more important questions


AND the somewhat less important, but still kind of awkward questions


Good luck explaining this one


It’s worth a shot


It’s therapeutic for everyone involved


It’s like a DVR you can have sex with


There are certain lines you just don’t cross


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Clever Actress Changes Her Stalker’s Name to “God” and Weirdly Inspirational Texts Ensue

Yesterday, the young and talented actress Madison Iseman who stars on the CMT show — “Still the King” — shared a series of unnervingly creepy texts she’d been bombarded with by, from a random guy (adept at ruining one’s personal space) she met. You’ve almost (almooost) gotta hand it to creeper dude for his display of blind persistence in the face of undeniably disinterested radio silence. But obviously, the real MVP here’s Iseman for swapping that contact info out for “God” to shed some humorous light on the shituation. 

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