Guy Posing As Toilet On Tinder Actually Gets Hundreds Of Matches (Photos)

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If you’ve ever dealt with an addiction to the crack cocaine of dating apps more popularly known as Tinder, you likely know firsthand just how stressful it can be when it comes to picking out the perfect profile picture and bio to ensure you maximize your matches.

You’d probably think the key to being popular on Tinder is an attractive photo and an interesting description of yourself, and while I’m sure those are fairly effective, there’s apparently another strategy you can take that’s just as efficient: posing as a toilet.

One man spent a week on Tinder posing as a toilet named Oilet (naturally), and says he managed to rack up more than 200 matches (and just as many terrible toilet-related puns) in only seven days.

That’s right, people on Tinder are more interested in talking to a toilet than to you.

Good luck recovering from that blow to your self-esteem.

How can you say no to this?

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I have a feeling this isn’t the first time he’s thought about this.

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I could be wrong, but I think that “feeling” is poop.

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I found our first serial killer!

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And here’s our first R. Kelly fan!

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If you were a fan of obvious wordplay, you might say he’s having a “crappy” day.

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This took longer than I thought it would.

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It’s time to play my favorite game: Alcoholic Or Fiber Enthusiast?

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That sounds dirty.

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He should Tinder a toilet while on a toilet and really take things to the next level.

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She doesn’t want much in life — just more than most people will ever get to experience.

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It’s like they’re made for each other.

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It’s nice to see such a forward-thinking toilet.

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I think the answer to that last question is, “Oh absolutely.”

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I’m assuming that’s a compliment.

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That made me feel sadder than I ever thought I’d feel for a sentient toilet.

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Read more: http://elitedaily.com/humor/guy-posing-toilet-tinder-hundreds-matches/910640/

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned…By Her Cheating Husband On Tinder

Tinder can be a great way to meet people…if you’re single.

Redditor omgrobertowtf was not happy when she found out her husband and the father of her two children had been cheating on her by browsing the dating app in his free time. She decided she would take her sweet revenge, both on the app and by uploading a picture to Reddit. She started by changing his Tinder bio to better reflect the jerk he really is.

“Feel free to blow me up with hate mail,” she wrote in this scathing profile that details his misdeeds.

Here’s a transcript of the bio. “Hey my name is Mike. I’m married with two kids. I have a tiny dick that is sti infested. My wife found my profile if you can’t tell and I don’t know yet that she’s talking on the phone right now with one of my girls and is leaving me. I’m a piece of shit who doesn’t give a flying fuck about anyone but myself. I have been talking and cheating so long don’t be sad if I don’t remember your name because I send the same generic shit to all you girls. Feel free to blow me up with hate mail.”

Read More: Here We Have More Video Evidence Proving That Children Are The Absolute Worst

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Why Online Dating Is Actually Awesome

It’s time to stop calling online dating weird. It’s only weird because you’re making it weird. BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { if (BF_STATIC.bf_test_mode) localStorage.setItem(‘posted_date’, 1409186210); }); BF_STATIC.timequeue.push(function () { document.getElementById(“update_posted_time_3430723”).innerHTML = “posted on ” + UI.dateFormat.get_formatted_date(1409186210); }); Video available at: http://www.youtube.com/v/7fM7Fj1DTmU. BuzzfeedYellow / Via youtube.com

2. You already know that meeting people at bars is the worst…

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3. Thanks to the internet, now you can date without ever leaving the comfort of your toilet!

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Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/zachkornfeld/why-online-dating-isnt-weird

This Video Perfectly Captures What It’s Like When Couples Try To Come Up With A Cute Story For How They Met

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Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/chrisreinacher/we-cant-say-we-met-on-tinder

Here’s How Much Data The Internet Generates In Just One Minute

In less than 20 years, weve gone fromsnail-pace, dial-up Internet to 4K videos seamlessly streaming to our 4G smartphones.

In a series called Data Never Sleeps, Domo produceinfographics displaying how much digital data we create every minute. Since they started in 2012, the Internet has collected another 1.1 billion users, with an estimated 3.2 billion people now hooked up to the World Wide Web.

Every minute, there arean estimated 590,278 Tinder swipes, 694 Uber rides, and 4,166,667 Facebook likes. Check out their infographicbelowfor more mind-boggling facts on our Internet usage.

Read more: http://www.iflscience.com/technology/amount-data-internet-generates-every-minute-crazy

This App Assigns You A Working Fake Number To Give Out To Bar Creeps

If youve ever given out a fake phone number at the bar only to realize the next morning that you accidentally gave that creeper your real digits instead, this app is for you.

Phox is a new company that allows you to send and receive texts through a secondary line, so you can decide when youre good and sober if you want to give that guy (or lady) you met the night before your real phone number.

When you sign up, the company will assign you a seven-digit phone number that you can use to send and receive messages.

All incoming messages sent to that number will go directly to Phoxs inbox (instead of your phones inbox); similarly, all texts sent from the app will appear in the recipients inbox bearing your Phox phone number. If anyone calls, theyll get a busy signal.

While its best use is obviously for dating, having a secondary phone number could prove useful in countless situations (think: text alerts or a reroute number for telemarketers).

But here is a catch: The cost.

Youll get a seven-day free trial when you first sign up, after which, its $4.95 per 100 texts (so use that first week wisely).

If it seems unnecessary to pay good money to avoid phone calls, youve obviously never been text-stalked by a desperate dude after some Friday night debauchery.

Learn more below and sign up here.

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Science Says Youre Better Off Having Someone Else Take Over Your Dating Profile

Have you ever liked a guyand then tried to go show his FB profile to your friends, only to realize he is absolutely HORRIBLE at choosing his own profile pictures?

Your friends start making fun of you for describing the doofus, whos wearingwhite Oakleys and a horizontal-striped shirt that doesnt do wonders for his figure,as the hottest guy ever.

You eventually give up on the profile pictures and settle on the added by others pictures to really show them a moreimage of who this dude is. (Obviously, youre never going to live down that horrible profile picture, but this is something.)

Your friends admit hehot after looking at the other pics, butyou cant help but wonder why, withall these hot pictures, he would choose horrible image as his profile picture.

Well according to a new study, its because we all suck at choosing profile pictures.

A new study, lead by a team of researchers atUNSW Sydney, Australia, found people tend to get more right swipes on their profiles when they featurepictures chosen by strangers than they do when they use pictures they pickedthemselves.

According to researchers, people(much like your crush with the weird double chin profile picture) have no skills when it comes tochoosing a flattering picture of themselves for theirprof pics.

And when those bad pictures are being used for dating apps, this saltsyour game because peopleare judging you solely based on thatlame photo.

For the study, researchers asked102 students to pick two out of12 photos of themselves that they would most likely or least likely use for three different online profiles: social networks, dating apps and professional networks.

Next, students were told to look through 12 pictures of someone else in the study and choose twoprofile pictures for them.

Each student was ultimately left with two sets of profiles: one featuring pictures they chose for themselves, and one featuring the photoschosen by another participating student.

Finally, the researchers showed both sets of profiles to viewersthey recruited online. The viewers, who initially had nothing to do with the study, were asked to rate these peoplesattractiveness and trustworthiness, based on how dominant, confident or competent they looked in their photos.

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In general, people had more favorable responses when it came to the profile pictures that were picked by strangers.

So, if your online dating game hasnt been super strong, maybe its time to hand your phone over to a friend.

Even ifdont love the picture she chooses, odds are, other people will.

Read more: http://elitedaily.com/dating/choosing-dating-profile-pictures/1861110/

20 People Who Seriously Don’t Know How To Tinder

Bro, do you even tinder?

1. Megan comes right out and says it.

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2. Whilst Emily goes a little bit too far down the rabbit hole…

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3. Sierra find out the hard way that snakes don’t always get you dates.

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4. This just…I mean…It kind of makes sense?

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5. It was a good opener. Really.

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6. Like, literally never stop.

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7. Ahhhhh this isn’t Best Buy…

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BRAVO

 

8. This is not the place for shitty puns. This is Tinder. The place for shitty flirting.

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FOX

 

9. Apparently God has Tinder…

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10. I like pugs.

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11. This guy has a tough life and needs to vent elsewhere. That’s not what Tinder is for.

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Go live out your Grapes-of-wrath-fantasy somewhere else.

12. NO NO NO NO NO.

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13. This is actually pretty impressive.

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14. Poor excuse, mate.

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15. *Still wondering what bees are made of*

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16. It was a weird question to begin with, but still.

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17. Chicks only dig cool guys, apparently (obviously)

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Bravo

 

18. DUDE SLOWWWWWW DOWWNNNNN

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19. This person needs to watch who has their phone.

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20. And this one doesn’t even get a GIF. Because y’know what? It’s really depressing.

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Read more: http://buzzfeed.com/bradesposito/how-to-tinder